这是什么回事呀？我都等了三个时辰 还没见出来 What's the matter? I've been waiting for three hours and I haven't seen it
- 是呀 - 平常两个时辰就会出来的 - Yeah. - it usually comes out in two hours
- 把垃圾放门口 - 是 - Put the garbage in the door. - yes
快 抢呀… 这是我的… Grab itThis is my
我终于抢到唐伯虎的墨宝了 I finally got Tang Bohu's calligraphy
给我… 给我 Give me Give it to me
别抢我的… 还给我啊… Don't take my Give it back to me
少爷 一碟酱油够不够呀？ Young master, is a dish of soy sauce enough?
慢慢来 take your time
现在外头来了好多人来求画 真的不理他们哪？ Now a lot of people are coming outside to ask for paintings. Do you really ignore them?
少爷今日没心情画画 Young master is not in the mood to draw today
- 拿几袋垃圾给他们去 - 是 - Get them bags of garbage. - yeah
祝公子 Wish you childe
唐兄 Brother Tang
祝兄 Brother Zhu
唐兄 救命呀 Brother Tang, help
看来祝兄一定又是在赌场输得清洁溜溜了 It seems that brother Zhu must have lost in the casino again
生我者父母 知我者唐兄呀 My parents know me, brother Tang
江南四大才子之中 就以祝兄为人最为洒脱 众人皆知 Among the four talented people in the south of the Yangtze River, Zhu is the most free and easy man known to all
所谓风吹鸡蛋壳 财去人安乐此乃祝兄你的座右铭不是吗 The so-called wind blowing eggshell wealth to people's happiness, this is your motto, isn't it
过奖 过奖 但是比起唐兄的风流不羁 Praise too much, but compared with brother Tang's romantic unruly
小弟也只好望尘莫及吧 I can't wait for it
只不过… 祝兄你隔几天就输它几百两 It's just I wish you lose hundreds of Liang every few days
输光了又跑来叫救命 Lose all and run for help
老这样搞… 也不是办法吧 Always doing this It’s not the way
有见地 小弟就是有鉴于此 这次破斧沉舟 My insightful brother is in view of this, this time the broken axe sank
一下子就把一辈子能输的全都输了 Lose everything you can lose in a lifetime
整整三十万两 Three hundred thousand taels
希望唐兄替我画三十幅画让我… 还债救命 I hope brother Tang can draw thirty paintings for mePaying debts to save lives
了解了解 Understanding
- 阿水 你出去先 - 是 少爷 - Ah Shui, you go out first. - its young master
王八蛋 你把这儿当善堂呀？想要三十幅画 Son of a bitch, do you think this is a good place?I want thirty paintings
免谈 no need for discussion
不要这样子嘛 都是我不好我不好 我现在磕头认错 Don’t be like this. I'm bad. I'm not. I'm kowtowing now
你不念在我借玉薄团给你过瘾的份上 You don't want to borrow jade ball for your enjoyment
你也想想这几年我帮你卖画捞了不少钱啊 I've made a lot of money selling paintings for you in recent years
现在外面那几个道上兄弟说 Now the brothers on the road outside said
三柱香之后拿不到三十幅画就要把我大卸八块 After three sticks of incense, if I don't get thirty paintings, I'll be torn apart
你快帮帮我 You help me
三柱香？别说兄弟不照顾你 Three sticks of incense?Don't say brothers don't take care of you
在你灵堂上我一定替你写幅挽联 I will write an elegiac couplet for you at your funeral hall
一写死有余辜 一写死不足惜 One should live up to one's death, and the other should not be regretted
你自己选好了 You have your own choice
伯虎 不要这么绝好不好呀？ Why don't you be so good?
大不了我发个毒誓以后我再赌钱的话 It's a big deal. If I gamble again after I take a poison oath
就让天下最丑的女人夜夜轮奸 直到体无完肤摇摇欲坠为止 Let the ugliest woman in the world gang rape night and night until she is in a state of collapse
这样可以了吧？ Is that ok?
这么悲壮的毒誓你都发得出来？ Can you make such solemn and stirring oath?
好 我就再帮你一次 OK, I'll help you again
来人 文房四宝伺候 The four treasures of the study
唐兄真是忠肝义胆 侠骨丹心… Brother Tang is really loyal and brave, chivalrous and loyal
废话少讲 给我脱 Don't talk nonsense to me
啊？脱衣服 Ah?disrobe
你搞什么啊？ What are you doing?
要玩死我呀？ You want to kill me?
开 open
真是神乎其技 就算被人家打死都值得 It's amazing. It's worth being killed
这叫什么名堂呀？ What's the name of this?
壮观吧？这叫做雄鹰展翅气吞天下图 Spectacular?This is called the picture of eagles spreading their wings and swallowing the world
这一幅画足以抵尝你那三十万两 This painting is worth your 300000 taels
请你以后不要再来烦我 Please don't bother me again
那是一定一定不过最让我佩服唐兄的就是 That must be, but what I admire most is brother Tang
可以将我胸前的双点作花 You can make flowers from the double dots on my chest
双掌作树 Two palms make a tree
屁股变石 The bottom turns into stone
前足成云 后足成山 The front foot becomes the cloud, the back foot becomes the mountain
那只威风的老鹰是用我身体的哪个部分画的？ Which part of my body was that magnificent Eagle painted?
用的是阁下的命根子 It's your life
果然不出我所料 I didn't expect that
雄壮热情 简直传神极啦 It's magnificent and passionate
我说的是鹰嘴上叼的那条小虫 I'm talking about the little bug in the beak of an eagle
何来雄壮热情之有？去 What is the source of great enthusiasm?go
也好 Good
还带钩的 It's got hooks
唐伯虎 于明宪宗成化六年庚寅年寅月寅日寅时出世 Tang Bohu was born in Yinyue yinriyin in the sixth year of Chenghua reign of emperor Xianzong of the Ming Dynasty
故名唐寅 Hence the name Tang Yin
又因属虎 故又名唐伯虎 Because it belongs to tiger, it is also known as Tang Bohu
唐寅聪明绝顶 诗画双绝 Tang Yin is a brilliant poet and painter
位居江南四大才子之首 It ranks first among the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River
为当时男女老少所崇拜的偶像 It was an idol worshipped by men, women, old and young at that time
而最为津津乐道的 就是他拥有八位国色天香的娇妻 And the most favorite is that he has eight beautiful wives
恍如神仙美眷 羡煞旁人呀 It's like a fairy who envies others
举手 你身上有没有一点银子啊？先借来用一用嘛 Raise your hand. Do you have any silver?Let's borrow it first
有没有搞错啊 才这么一点啊 Is there any mistake? That's just a little bit
来啦… 我又有银子了 可以继续玩了 Come onI have money again. I can continue to play
讨债鬼 拿去啊 Take it to the debt collector
快点付钱啊 Pay quickly
你是不是出老千呀 老是你赢钱 Are you cheating? You always win money
诸位娘子 来吃鸡翅吧 Ladies, come and eat chicken wings
你挑鸡骨头去啦 这么久才回来 You've been picking chicken bones for so long before you come back
你们摆好了没有？快点啦 Are you ready?Come on
好了… 可以打了… 我还要扳本呢 OkayIt's time to fightI need to pay for it
我的百花争艳图 My picture of flowers competing for beauty
这有什么大不了的嘛 给我们垫一垫桌子嘛 小器鬼 What's the big deal? Give us a table, you little devil
你还没死呢 没事再画一幅不就行了吗 You're not dead. If you don't, just draw another one
可是… But
闲话少说 我们来划拳吧 Don't talk about it. Let's fight
姐妹好 三星照呀 四季财 喝 Good sisters, three stars, four seasons
来来来 摆好了我们来 Come on, come on. Set it up. Let's do it
你干么啊？ What are you doing?
我的诗集啊 My poetry collection
你看这张烂桌子老歪一边 You see, this rotten table is always on the wrong side
垫了一本还不平 你去多拿两本来哦 It's not fair to pad one book. Go and get two more copies
我的百鸟朝凤图 何故连鸟头都不见了 Why is it that my bird's head is missing
你怎么那么啰嗦啊？人家的么鸡不见了 Why are you so wordy?The chicken is missing
借你的小鸟用一下都不行啊 I can't borrow your bird
你… You
老娘 你干什么？ What are you doing?
婆婆上吊啦 Mother in law hanged
你们还不快去看看她 哎 等一下 Why don't you go and see her? Wait a minute
先开牌 Play first
双天至尊通杀 Double heaven supreme pass kill
还真邪 It's really evil
快付钱啊 Pay now
老娘 我靠 你秀逗啦？ I rely on you to be funny?
老娘没用啦 给你娶了八个老婆来服侍你 你还是不满足 I'm useless. I married you eight wives to serve you. You're still not satisfied
整天愁眉苦脸的 All day long
我看我还是死了算了吧 I think I'm still dead. Forget it
老娘 你说这些干什么呢？ Mom, what are you doing?
我从来没有怨过你半句啊 I've never complained about you
伯虎 你现在是年少有为 事业有成 Bohu, you are young and successful now
家财万贯 妻妾成群啊 Wives and concubines
你应该是世界上最快乐的人了 不是吗？ You should be the happiest person in the world, aren't you?
我没说过我不快乐 I didn't say I was unhappy
为什么你整天拉长个脸？ Why do you have a long face all day?
是不是嫌媳妇儿们配不上你啊？ Do you think your daughters in law are not worthy of you?
老娘你不明啦 千金易得 知己难求 Mother, you don't know. It's easy to get money, but hard to find a confidant
我跟几位娘子虽有夫妻之名 I'm married to a couple of ladies
只可惜同床异梦呀 It's a pity that my bed mates have different dreams
那你是嫌弃我们了 Well, you don't like us
我不如死了算了 I'd rather die than die
八个一起上吊？ Eight hanging together?
何其壮观呀 He Qizhuang's view
快救人呀… Help people
媳妇 我的媳妇… 你没事吧？ My daughter-in-laware you all right?
伯虎 你真的要搞到尸横遍野 血流成河你才满意呀？ Bo Hu, do you really want to be satisfied when there are so many corpses and a stream of blood?
我又没说… I didn't say
你放手… 让我去死 You let goLet me die
不要闹了 Stop it
伯虎 你倒是说话呀 Bo Hu, you are talking
不要吵啦 Don't make any noise
我错了 几位娘子温柔娴淑 持家有道 I'm wrong. Some ladies are gentle and gentle. They are good at home
知书达理 educated
是我不懂得欣赏 I don't appreciate it
我对不起大家 请大家原谅我 I'm sorry. Please forgive me
你明白就好啦 If only you understood
相公 你笑一笑啊 My husband, please smile
笑一笑嘛 Just smile
笑得太勉强了 我要开心点的 It's too hard to laugh. I want to be happy
怎么那么难看 Why is it so ugly
笑得好看一点嘛 Smile better
是嘛 笑好看一点的 Yeah, smile better
来… 划拳吧 Come onLet's row
伯虎 你看看她们多爱你呀 Bo Hu, look how much they love you
以后你就别再辜负这几位媳妇对你的一片苦心啦 In the future, don't let these wives down on you
宁王派人来要见少爷 King Ning sent someone to see the young master
宁王 King Ning
宁王现在正在图谋造反 King Ning is now plotting a rebellion
他派人来… 难道想招揽你？ He sent someone toDo you want to recruit you?
管他的 你去帮我打发他走就算了 Whatever it is, you can send him away for me
请 please
夫人 他们 Madame, they
唐伯虎呢？ What about Tang Bohu?
我们王爷要请他回去当参谋 Our Lord is going to ask him back to be an adviser
快点叫他出来 Get him out of here
真是对不起各位 小儿身染重病不能见客 I'm so sorry that you children are seriously ill and can't see you
宁王的好意心领了 各位请回吧 King Ning's kindness has led you all. Please come back
怎么会这么巧啊？我们王爷要请的人统统都生病了 How could it be so clever?All our people are sick
不过王爷早就料到有此一招 However, the LORD had long expected such a move
叫我连御医也带来了 我们去给他看病吧 Tell me to bring the doctor. Let's go and see him
夫人 madam
唐伯虎 Tang Bohu
你不是说他病得很厉害？ Didn't you say he was very ill?
他… 他是病的很厉害呀 HeHe is very sick
要是病的厉害 怎么还会有胃口吃鸡翅膀呢？ If the disease is severe, how can you have appetite to eat chicken wings?
你怎么回事？ What's the matter with you?
很简单 因为… It's simple because
红烧翅膀 我喜欢吃 I like braised wings
但是你老娘说你快升天 But your mother said you were going to heaven
越快升天就越应该要拚命吃 The faster you ascend to the sky, the more you have to eat
如果现在不吃 以后没机会再吃 If you don't eat it now, you won't have a chance to eat it later
你真的快升天？ Are you really rising?
我真的快升天 I'm really going to ascend
如果现在不吃 以后没机会再吃 If you don't eat it now, you won't have a chance to eat it later
快死的人还有唐解元这么好的气色真是少见 It's rare for people who are dying and Tang Jieyuan looks so good
御医 给唐解元把把脉 看看到底有多严重 The imperial doctor gave Tang Jieyuan a pulse to see how serious it was
是 yes
唐解元的脉象四平八稳 The pulse of Jieyuan in Tang Dynasty was stable
很正常呀 没有问题啊 It's normal. No problem
他怎么啦 What's wrong with him
还有救吗？ Is there any help?
试试看 have a try
到底怎么啦？ What's the matter?
我从来没听过… 这么乱的脉象 I've never heard ofSuch a chaotic pulse
你听到什么？ What do you hear?
将军令 General order
什么？ what?
我看你赶快准备后事吧 I think you should prepare for the future
唐解元 我先告辞了 Tang Jieyuan, I'm leaving first
为了个半死人浪费那么多的时间 我们走 Waste so much time for a half dead man. Let's go
御医 快救救我的… … Doctor, help me
畜牲 跪下 Animals kneel down
你记不记得你曾经在你死鬼老爹灵前发过誓 Do you remember swearing at your dead father
说不会泄露你会武功这个秘密 You will not reveal the secret of your martial arts
今天为什么要破戒？ Why break the ring today?
我记得 不过刚才情势危急 I remember, but it was critical
况且我只用内力改变了自己的脉象罢了 Besides, I only changed my pulse with my internal force
不怕一万 只怕万一 Not afraid of ten thousand, just in case
一旦让唐家的仇人发现你是霸王枪的传人 Once the enemies of the Tang family find you are the descendant of the overlord gun
你马上就会有杀身之祸的 You'll be killed in no time
老娘 我们唐家的仇人究竟是谁？ Who is the enemy of Tang family?
为什么你一直都不告诉我 Why didn't you tell me
我以前不告诉你 是因为你年轻气盛 怕你去惹麻烦 I didn't tell you because you were young and afraid you would get into trouble
现在你已经长大了 我就告诉你好了 Now that you've grown up, I'll let you know
我们唐家 有两大仇人 We Tang family have two big enemies
其中一个是夺命书生 One of them is a life killing scholar
当年他们二人为了争夺兵器谱上的排名 就决定比武 At that time, they decided to compete for the rank in the weapon spectrum
我唯恐夺命书生使出诡计来暗算你爹 I'm afraid the scholar will use a trick to plot against your father
所以一直在旁监视着他 So I've been watching him
我来暗算你这个短命的夺命书生 I'll plot against you, a short-lived scholar
天豪哥 你赢定了 放心吧 Brother Tianhao, you are sure to win. Don't worry
高过你 Higher than you
你去死吧你 You go to hell, you
什么东西呀 What is it
朱茜 Giuseppe
小心呀 Be careful
我看你死不死 I don't think you'll die
朱茜 你 Zhu Xi you
小心呀 又来啦 Be careful. Here we are again
不行了 只有用我的绝招了 No, it's just my trick
去死吧 go to hell
朱茜 你跑到这里来搅什么局啊？ What are you doing here, Jessie?
我… I
小心哪 Be careful
不许走 你先说清楚在搞什么鬼 Don't leave. You have to make clear what's going on
我是爱你 我才帮着你呀 I love you. I help you
帮我什么 撒这些没有用的红豆 What do you want me to do with these useless red beans
这些不是红豆 这是我新发明的暗器霹雳雷珠 These are not red beans. This is my new hidden weapon thunderbolt
霹什么雳什么雷什么呀？ What thunder, what thunder?
你不要小看它 它爆炸起来威力无穷 Don't underestimate it. It explodes with infinite power
威什么东东力什么？会爆？ Wei what Dong Dong Li what?Will it explode?
朱茜 你是不是非要玩死我你才甘心啊？ Do you have to play with me to make you happy?
书生夺命剑？ Scholar's life taking sword?
就在这最危急的关头 At this critical moment
你爹他忽然使出世间上最恐怖最吓人的独门暗器 Your father suddenly used the most terrifying and frightening secret weapon in the world
终于扭转了整个的局面 It turned the whole thing around
放暗器 Concealed device
霸王回马枪 Overlord's comeback
没枪头 No gun head
怎么会这样？ How could this happen?
难怪爹最后郁郁而终 No wonder Dad ended up depressed
你爹没有想到夺命书生连纯钢制造的枪头都折得断 Your father didn't expect the life-threatening scholar to break the gun head made of pure steel
所以他临死的时候 So when he was dying
就特别制造了这个坚硬无比的寒铁枪头 We specially made this hard and incomparable cold iron gun head
以防夺命书生赶尽杀绝 In case of killing all the scholars
你不是说我们有两大仇家 You're not saying we have two big enemies
另一个又是谁 Who is the other one
另外一个就是当年跟我抢你爹的情敌 The other is the rival who robbed your father with me
不过她已经嫁人了 But she's married
我看是没什么机会会撞到她的啦 I don't think there's any chance of hitting her
老娘 我想离开家几天避避风头 I want to stay away from home for a few days
免得宁王他又派人来找我麻烦 In case Ning Wang sent for me again
那你要记得带着这只铁枪头以防万一 Then you should remember to take this iron gun head with you just in case
要记着了啊 Remember that
由于当年你爹他打输了 Because your father lost
所以当今兵器谱上 书生夺命剑是排行第二 So in today's weapon spectrum, the scholar's life taking sword ranks second
我们霸王枪排行第三 We're number three
小李飞刀算是第四 Xiao Li's throwing knife is the fourth
把脚缩进去 Put your feet in
那排名第一的是谁呢？ Who is the number one?
就是小李飞刀他娘 可惜她已经过世了 It's Xiao Li's throwing knife. Unfortunately, she's dead
原来是小李他妈的飞刀 真可惜 It turned out to be Xiao Li's damn Throwing Knife. What a pity
你们别聊了 来划拳嘛 Don't talk. Let's play
姐妹好呀 一定中 五魁手 Good sister, you must have won the fifth prize
喝 drink
你真没用 You're useless
走开 我来跟婆婆划 Go away. I'll row with my mother-in-law
姐妹好 三星照 六六六啊 五魁手 Good sisters, Samsung, 666, Wukui hands
婆婆你输了 喝 Mother in law, you lose
喝就喝 Just drink it
买大小呀 下下下 下好离手啦 Buy the size of it, and then you can get rid of it
要开啦 开… It's going to open
我是心又悲 我心又痛 My heart is sad and my heart aches
八个老婆如豺狼恶虎 Eight wives are like jackals and tigers
人家当我享尽齐人福 I've been treated as a man of Qi
其实空虚寂寞谁人知 谁人知 In fact, empty and lonely, who knows who knows
你们看你们看 江南四大才子在那边 Look at you in Jiangnan
真的耶 江南四大才子耶… Really, the four talented people in the south of the Yangtze River
别走… 别走 Don't goDon't go
想跑？你飞不出我的五指山的 Want to run?You can't fly out of my Wuzhishan
- 是啊 - 伯虎兄 很多人在看呢 - Yes, brother Bohu. Many people are watching it
莫名其妙 那四个家伙神经病吧 I don't know why those four guys are crazy
今天我们江南四大才子到这里游山玩水 Today, we four talented people from the south of the Yangtze River come here to visit the mountains and rivers
难怪那些女子疯狂了 No wonder the women are crazy
说的是啊 That's right
各位各位 既然今天大家兴致这么好 不如吟诗如何？ Now that you are in such a good mood today, how about reciting poems?
征明兄提议的好 Brother Zhengming's proposal is good
文斌兄你先来 Brother Wenbin, come first
来呀 Come on
山下一群鹅 A flock of geese at the foot of the mountain
嘘一声赶落河 Hush! Drive down the river
落河捉鹅医肚饿 Catching geese in the river
吃完回家玩老婆 After eating, I went home to play with my wife
对得妙呀 真是绝句啊 That's right. It's a perfect sentence
真的那么好笑吗 Is that really funny
为什么唐兄每次出游 都那么豪情奔放呢 Why does brother Tang go on a free trip every time
乐极忘形 实在令人羡慕羡慕呀 It's really enviable to be so forgetful
不过老实说 在江南论文章 唐兄他才高八斗 But to be honest, he is very talented in Jiangnan
论丹青 妙笔生花 On painting and painting
真是不折不扣的才子啊 What a genius
不错 更令人的羡慕的就是他在音律方面也有很高的造诣 Yes, what is more enviable is that he has a high attainments in temperament
那倒是 古今中外各种乐器 我样样都玩的出神入化 That's all kinds of musical instruments at all times and in all over the world
最近我还在研究一种西洋打击乐器 很带劲儿啊 I'm still studying a Western Percussion Instrument recently. It's very exciting
有机会可以研究一下 If you have a chance, you can study it
研究一下 Study it
我觉得唐兄最令人羡慕之处莫过于他的艳福 I think the most enviable thing about elder brother Tang is his beautiful fortune
人人都知道唐兄家中有八位夫人个个貌美如花 国色天香 Everyone knows that there are eight ladies in the Tang brothers' family. They are all beautiful and beautiful
做人能像唐兄这样 夫复何求啊 What do you want to be like brother Tang
羡煞死人了 I envy you
是不是呀 Isn't it
有马子可以上呀 There are horses to go to
唐兄 你看桥头有个婀娜多姿的美女 孤孤单单的 Brother Tang, you can see that there is a graceful beauty at the end of the bridge
这样好了 你就当场示范一下你的泡妞大法 Well, you can demonstrate your way to pick up girls on the spot
让我们兄弟几个好好的学一学 Let's have a good study
这个嘛… Well
事关大家的福利 你没问题吧 It's about the welfare of everyone, are you ok
义不容辞 one 's sense of honour makes it impossible to refuse
去呀 Go
小姐 miss
公子何事？ What's the matter, young master?
上 上 Up
没什么 我想借小姐的肩膀搭一下 不知道可不可以 It's nothing. I'd like to borrow the shoulder of miss. I wonder if it's OK
这怎么行 我可是黄花大闺女 How can I do this? I'm a big girl
我知道 我只不过想整整我的朋友而己 I know I'm just trying to fix my friends
其实在下正是唐伯虎 In fact, I am Tang Bohu
什么糖做的老虎？我不认识你 What kind of sugar tiger?i don't know you.
你再不走我可要叫了 I'll scream if you don't leave
这样好了 我给你一两银子意思意思 Well, I'll give you a silver or two
一两银子？你当我什么？ One or two silver?What do you think of me?
最起码十两 At least ten Liang
你这德行还要十两 干脆去抢了 You have ten Liang to do. You should go and grab it
不错 我就是抢 Yeah, I'm just robbing
把钱拿出来 Take out the money
你… 你… YouYou
去死 To die
打你 Hit you
捅你 Stab you
搞什么鬼？ What the hell?
怎么啦 what's wrong?
你出手也太重了吧 You're too heavy on your hands, right
他想抢钱呀 这个死人妖 He's trying to steal money, the demon
人妖 Simon?
我喜欢 拿着 I like to hold it
真可惜 被他抢先一步 It's a pity that he took the lead
你看 好多人呀 Look at a lot of people
是呀 好热闹呀 Yes, it's very lively
春夏香 你们俩吵什么 不许没规矩 What are you two arguing about? Don't be rude
都在看什么 What are you looking at
借过借过 Excuse me, excuse me
今天华太夫人带着她的婢女四香来进香耶 Today, Mrs. WataI came to Xiangye with her maid Sixiang
听说个个都如天仙下凡 尤其是秋香更是不得了 It is said that all of them are immortal, especially Qiuxiang
哪一个？到底是哪一个？ Which one?Which one is it?
那个… 就那个 ThatThat's it
秋香 Autumn fragrance
这个很普通 没什么嘛 It's very ordinary. It's nothing
先别急嘛伯虎兄 你要知道美女这种东西 跟鲜花一样 Don't worry. Brother BHU, you should know that beauty is like flowers
需要有绿叶来衬托才会显出她的娇美 She needs green leaves to set off her beauty
你再看看嘛 Look at it again
美女 beauty
再这么一看她真是美如天仙 Look at her again. She's as beautiful as a fairy
我们立刻到庙里去 We went to the temple at once
展开行动 Take action
看你的罗 Look at you
跟我来 come with me
给我 给我吃… Give me food
走开走开… 看什么看… 走开走开… Go away, go awayWhat are you looking atGo away, go away
等一下有机会就一起上去大肆搜掠一番 We'll have a chance to do some raids
一句话 in a word
施舍一点给乞丐吃 Give alms to beggars
是 夫人 It's ma'am
有吃的了… 给我… There's something to eatGive me
上 upper
冲呀 Go
小姐你可怜可怜我… Miss, you have pity on me
大家都有份… 别抢呀 Everyone has a share ofDon't rob
来来来 你的 Come on, come on, come on
慢慢来 这是你的 Take your time. This is yours
救命呀 我肚子好饿呀 Help! I'm hungry
你饿啦 这给你吃吧 You're hungry. Here you are
怎么了？一个不够 What's up?One is not enough
再给你一个 Here's another one for you
来 你们过来 这边还有 Come on, you guys. Over here and there
来 乖 给你吃 Here you are
谢谢 谢谢小姐 Thank you. Thank you, miss
原来当今世上最美丽的笑容 就是充满爱心的笑容 It turns out that the most beautiful smile in the world is one full of love
天啊 我终于找到了我的理想 God, I finally found my dream
它就是秋香 It is autumn fragrance
秋香 我要进去跟这里的主持正一法师聊聊 Qiuxiang, I'm going to go in and talk to master Zhengyi, the host here
你去帮我求支平安签 You go and ask for a safe sign for me
是 夫人 It's ma'am
小姐 拜神呀 Miss, worship God
好耶 拜多了神神自然会保佑你啊 Well, there's a lot of Jabez. God will protect you
我来 I'll do it
求神… Pray for God
兄弟 给我追一下华府的官船 Brother, chase me after the official ship in Washington
好 good
公子 小心小心 Be careful, young master
公子 你还真识货 那么多船偏偏挑中了我这艘船 Young master, you really know so many goods, but the boat picked me
我是出了名的快 I'm famous for being quick
是吗？ Is it?
当然啦 Of course
你的船在下沉呀 Your ship is sinking
我不是说过嘛 沉也沉得也快嘛 I didn't say it. It's heavy and fast
你别闹了 我在赶时间呀大哥 Don't make trouble. I'm in a hurry, big brother
看你那个样子 我就知道你是去追秋香 Look at you like that, I know you are chasing Qiu Xiang
你怎么知道 how did you know?
像你们这种富家公子我见多了 I've seen a lot of rich kids like you
不过光只是在华府门口转来转去 那是麻绳提豆腐 别提啦 But it's just walking around the gate of Washington. It's hemp rope. Don't mention tofu
你有什么高招 What's your trick
要想办法混进华府才行啦 You have to find a way to get into Washington
那你就教我两招嘛 拜托 Then you can teach me two moves, please
招是有的 要看你上不上路呀 It depends on whether you are on the road
一切都听大哥的话 Everything depends on big brother
洗耳恭听 listen with open ears
戏要上演了 等一下打死你都不能动哦 The play is going to be staged. You can't move after a while
你说卖的所有钱都给我 不许赖皮哦 You said that all the money you sold was for me. Don't be a liar
以你的智慧 唬得了你吗？ Can I bluff you with your wisdom?
那倒也是 That's true
街坊邻居快来呀 刚出炉的孝子大拍卖 Come on, neighbors. The filial son auction just came out
不买也来看看呀 Come and have a look if you don't buy it
我很惨呀 I'm miserable
这位小哥 你大清早在这里卖身葬父 Young brother, you are here to bury your father in the early morning
太不吉利了吧 Isn't that auspicious
我也不想啊 I don't want to
我们好像在哪儿见过吧？你看起来好面善啊 I think we've met somewhere, haven't we?You look good
是吗？ Is it?
所谓相逢何必曾相识 The so-called meet why have known each other
求求两位姐姐可怜可怜我吧 Please take pity on me, two sisters
真是好惨呀 我们正好缺个下人 我看就 It's so miserable. We just need a servant. I think so
我好惨呀 卖身葬全家 How miserable I am to sell myself to bury my family
不会吧 It can't be true
两位姑娘 可怜可怜我吧 我一家六口一晚全死光了 Two girls, take pity on me. My family of six died in one night
我身染十级肺痨 半卖半送 你就买了我吧 I'm infected with grade 10 tuberculosis. You can buy me if I'm half sold and half given away
石榴 你看他可怜多了 我们就把他买回华府好不好 Pomegranate, you see, he's much poorer. Shall we buy him back to Washington
那就买他吧 Then buy him
姐姐 我先来的耶 Sister, I came first
这不是先后的问题 It's not a matter of priority
对呀 人家家里死了六个 你家才死了一个 Yeah, six people died in your family, and one died in your family
我也很想帮你 但是我真的很为难呀 I'd like to help you too, but I'm really in a dilemma
可是我也很惨呀 But I'm miserable, too
你有什么比他更惨的快说出来呀 What's worse than him? Tell me
我… 这… IThis
你看我这几在没有剪指甲 里面全是黑泥 You see, I haven't cut my nails these days. It's full of black mud
难道这还不够惨吗？ Isn't that bad enough?
旺财… 旺财 你不能死呀 旺财… WangcaiWangcai, you can't die. Wangcai
你跟了我这么久 对我有情有义 肝胆相照 You've been with me for so long. You've been kind to me
可是到现在我连餐饱饭都没让你吃过 But I haven't even let you eat a full meal
我对不起你呀 旺财 I'm sorry, Wangcai
小心呀 Be careful
小强 小强你怎么了小强？ Xiaoqiang, Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang?
小强 你不能死呀 Xiaoqiang, you can't die
我跟你相依为命 同甘共苦这么多年 I've been with you for so many years
一直把你当成亲生骨肉一样教你养你 I have always taught you to raise you as if you were your own flesh and blood
想不到今天白发人送黑发人 I didn't expect that white hair people give black hair today
秋香姐 他们两个都这么惨 怎么办？ What should I do if they are both so miserable?
看看再说 Let's see
妈的 Damn it
大哥 你别闹了 Brother, don't make trouble
你看看你那么干净 进去化个妆再来吧 Look at how clean you are. Come in and put on some makeup
你看看我 烂命一条 满手烂疮 Look at my life. I'm full of sores
你怎么惨得过我？ How could you have been so miserable for me?
你不要跟我比 我最受不了人家跟我比了 You don't want to compare with me. I can't stand being compared with me
跟你比又怎么样？ How about you?
你这是在逼我嘛 You're forcing me
你能比我惨嘛 Can you be worse than me
靠 by
他妈的 唉呀 Damn it
你说你满手烂疮 现在我整条手都断了 You said you had sores on your hands, and now I've broken my whole hand
谁比谁惨呀 Who is worse than whom
你玩的太绝了吧 Did you have a great time
你老子我今天跟你卯上了 I'm in love with you today
老子陪你玩到底 I will play with you to the end
他妈的 来呀 Come on
想跟我玩 Want to play with me
我连命都不要了 看你还怎么跟我比？ I don't even want my life. How can you compare with me?
谁敢比我惨呀？ Who dares to be worse than me?
好小子 算你惨 我们后会有期了 Good boy, you're miserable. We'll see you later
那个人死了 只有买你了 That man's dead. I'll have to buy you
是吗？ Is it?
是呀 Yeah
那个你再加五两 That you add five Liang
你这是坐地起价 This is the starting price
不是 我是想把这位老兄埋了 No, I'm trying to bury this guy
真是个好人 就买他吧 He's a good man. Buy him
石榴 你说买就买呀？我们得先进去问问夫人才能决定啊 Pomegranate you said to buy it?We have to ask Madame first to decide
你明天再来吧 Come back tomorrow
我去问 I'll ask
秋香姐 辛苦你了 Sister Qiu Xiang, you've been working hard
现在就开始挑逗我 Start teasing me now
老娘 我得手了 I got it, mom
念在你一片孝心的就买你到华府当下人 If you want to be filial, I will buy you to be a servant in Washington
为期六年 有没有问题 Is there a problem with the six-year period
没问题 no problem
那就把契约签了吧 Then sign the contract
我签 I sign
来… 过来 帮帮忙抬水 Come onCome and help carry the water
再来再来 快点 Come on, come on, come on
武状元到 Wu Zhuangyuan arrives
还不趴下？ Don't you get down?
小子 从今天开始 你就是华府的低等下人 Boy, from today on, you're a junior in Washington
9527就是你的终身代号 开始做事 9527It's your life code to start doing things
死做活做像条狗 Live like a dog
被人骂不能汪汪叫 You can't bark when you are scolded
像条狗 真好笑 It's funny to be like a dog
被人骂不能汪汪叫 You can't bark when you are scolded
像条狗 真好笑 It's funny to be like a dog
一千零一 一千零二 一千零三 一千零四… One thousand one thousand two one thousand three one thousand four
看你那个死德性 把脚抬高不许乱动 Look at you. Keep your feet up. Don't move
一 二… One, two
快点快点 Come on
烤香一点 左脚全都留给我 I'll leave all my left feet
开饭了 start to eat
放得好高喔 再放高一点 It's very high. Oh, a little higher
线放长一点 好好玩哦 It's fun to have a long line
机会来了 Here comes the chance
纸鸢断了 The kite is broken
怎么搞的吗？ What happened?
几位姐姐 发生什么事了？ What happened to the sisters?
9527 快替我们把纸鸢拿下来 9527 Get the kite down for us
是呀 快点啦 Yeah, come on
但是我身为一个低等一人 是不方便进来的 But it's not convenient for me to come in as a lowly person
谁当你是低等下人呀？ Who thinks you are a lowly servant?
我只当你是条狗而己 I think you're a dog
我叫你去你就去嘛 You can go when I tell you to
来… 来就在上面 Come onCome on, it's up there
秋香姐 幸会幸会 上次的事情我还没机会谢谢你呢 Nice to meet you, sister Qiu Xiang. I haven't had a chance to thank you for the last time
还好有缘千里来相会 It's good to meet you from thousands of miles
那只纸鸢包在我身上 The kite is wrapped in me
少废话 快去捡呀 Don't talk nonsense. Go and pick it up
马上马上 Right now, now
9527 小心点 9527 Watch it
谢谢关心 秋香姐… Thank you for your concern
9527 你没事吧？怎么样？ 9527 are you all right?What about?
我没事 I'm all right
只是断了一只手 It's just a broken hand
怎么那么不小心？ Why are you so careless?
只要能帮你捡回纸鸢 我不怕千刀万剁 情愿勇闯地狱 As long as I can help you get back the kite, I'm not afraid of a thousand cuts, but I'd rather go to hell
区区一条手臂 又何足卦齿呢？ What's the point of a single arm?
是我错怪你了 对不起 I'm the one to blame you. I'm sorry
我不许你这么说 谁能无过呢？ I don't want you to say that. Who can be innocent?
不行 不行 No, I can't
那算了 Forget it
你别走 Don't go
好棒 有情人终成眷属 It's great. A lover gets married
他在上面笑什么？ What's he laughing at up there?
我看他能搞什么鬼啊 I think what can he do
9527 你干什么？你快点下来呀 9527 What are you doing?Come down quickly
来了 coming
小心呀 Be careful
秋香 我来了 Qiuxiang, I'm here
小子 我听说你偷偷地画她的画像 是不是？ Boy, I heard you secretly painted her portrait, didn't you?
小弟生平画画无数 不知你说的是哪一幅？ My little brother has painted countless pictures in his life. Which one do you mean?
大家看他画的是什么 Let's see what he painted
你居然把我风华绝代婀娜多姿美丽动人 You make me beautiful and beautiful
的石榴姐画成这副德性？ The pomegranate elder sister draws this pair of virtue?
- 对啊对啊 - 对不起 我没天份 麻烦你还给我 - Yeah, yeah. - I'm sorry, I'm not talented. Please give it back to me
没天份就不画 乱画个什么劲儿 If you don't have talent, you don't have to scribble
我不得不让你开开眼界 学着点 I have to open your eyes and learn something
这才叫画 This is called painting
真是强中自有强中手 一山还有一山高 It's true that a strong player has its own strong hand, and there is still a mountain high
小弟甘拜下风 My little brother is willing to be defeated
来 大家鉴赏一下 Let's appreciate it
你现在知道什么叫画画啦 Now you know what painting is
你不但会偷懒 还抢我的女人 You're not only lazy, you're robbing my woman
扁他 Beat him
好 扁他 Beat him up
你们不要打了 You don't have to fight
再不住手 我就去告诉华夫人 If you don't stop, I'll tell Mrs. Hua
住手 Stop it
我给秋香姐面子 我们走 I'll save face for sister Qiuxiang. Let's go
走 go
死了没有啊？ Are you dead?
没有 我一天没把纸鸢亲手交给秋香姐你 No, I didn't hand over Zhiyuan to sister Qiuxiang all day
我决不能够死 秋香姐… I will never die, sister Qiu Xiang
我们走 Let's go
没那么容易 害我们不能玩纸鸢 扁他 It's not that easy. We can't beat him with Zhiyuan
还好我拚命的护住了脸 Fortunately, I tried my best to protect my face
我英俊的相貌才得以保存 To keep my good looks
今晚要找机会向她来表白 I'm going to find a chance to tell her tonight
看你个秋香对我动情不动情？ You Qiuxiang, are you passionate about me?
打我的是谁？ Who hit me?
是我风华绝代万人惊艳的石榴姐 She is my gorgeous pomegranate sister
是你 我跟你无冤无仇… It's you and I don't have a grudge against you
我打 I play
为什么？ Why?
为什么？因为你该打 Why?Because you should
你偷画我 暗恋我的事情 现在大家都知道了 Now we all know that you stole the painting and I fell in love with me
我哪还有脸见人呀？我死了算了 How can I face people?I'm dead. Forget it
这点我倒没意见 I don't mind that
你当然说好啦 Of course you said it
你想跟我一起死 做一对同命鸳鸯 You want to die with me and be a couple of same life
我呸 我还没答应接受你的爱呢 Bah, I haven't promised to accept your love
石榴姐 你误会了 Sister pomegranate, you misunderstood me
其实我对你就像对我自己老娘一样的尊重 In fact, I respect you like my own mother
老娘 Mother
你居然爱上自己的娘？ You fall in love with your mother?
天啊？这么大逆不道丧尽天良的事情 God?Such a wicked and heartless thing
实在是太刺激了 It's really exciting
来啦 我从来没有试过 我有一点紧张 Come on, I've never tried. I'm a little nervous
来呀 快点来 Come on, come on
石榴姐 你疯啦 Pomegranate, are you crazy
不要再说了 快做吧 Stop talking and do it
不要因为我是娇花而怜惜我 用力吧 Don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower
一来就看到这么恶心的 真是倒霉 It's bad luck to see such disgust
踩得好 Good step
老大 boss
老大 听说那春 夏 秋 冬四香 个个都貌美如花 The eldest brother heard that all the four fragrance in spring, summer, autumn and winter were beautiful as flowers
尤其是那个秋香 简直是要人老命 In particular, the autumn fragrance is simply to kill people
秋香当然是留给大哥了 Qiuxiang, of course, is for big brother
那当然 of course
老大 那这个怎么办？杀了他啊？ What about this, boss?Kill him?
这对狗男女也算是同道中人 The dog man and woman are in the same boat
打昏算了 Forget it
好 good
四位莫非就是名震江南的四大淫侠？ Are the four famous prostitutes in the south of the Yangtze River?
我们就是东淫西贱南荡北色 We are the East and West, the South and the north
好 实不相瞒 小弟我就是人称玉树临风胜潘安 Well, to tell you the truth, I'm called Yushulinfeng better than Pan'an
一朵犁花压海棠的小淫虫周伯通 Zhou Botong, a small weevil of Chinese flowering crabapple
没听说过 Never heard of it
这位小兄弟 连这种货色都敢上 This little brother dares to take this kind of goods
小淫虫的称谓是当之无愧呀 The title of "little pornographic insect" is well deserved
小意思 small token of kindly feelings
再烂的我都玩过哪 No matter how bad I've played
那我们该尊称一声大哥罗 Then we should call big brother
不敢当不敢当 刚才我听几位大哥说 想进去玩一玩秋香 Just now I heard some big brothers say they want to go in and play Qiuxiang
就是嘛 That's right
那就由小弟来带路吧 Let me lead the way
你还想来第二？ You want a second?
那你就排第一 Then you'll be number one
多谢 多谢 Thank you very much
鞋底擦干净 别留下脚印呀 Wipe the soles clean, don't leave footprints
怎么绕来绕去 那个小淫虫不见了 How do you go around? The little whore is gone
快把他找回来带路啊 Get him back and lead the way
是 yes
找到了 eureka
9527 你进来干什么？ 9527 What are you doing in here?
不得了啦秋香姐 外面有几个淫贱想来非礼你 Oh, my God. There are some whores out there who want to insult you
我真的好怕 那我现在该怎么办呢？ I'm really scared. What should I do now?
我已经暂时把他们引开了 I've drawn them away for a while
华府这么大 想找到这来没那么容易 我看… It's not so easy to find this place in Washington. I think
你为什么流鼻血 Why do you have nosebleed
就是被那几个淫贱打伤的 That's the one who was hurt by those bitches
这些算不了什么 These are nothing
为了救秋香姐 我死又何妨 Why should I die to save sister Qiuxiang
你现在快点跟我去一个没人的地方躲起来再说 You'd better go to a deserted place and hide with me
为防万一 我先出去看看 Just in case I go out first
不要紧不要紧 我没事 It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I'm fine
站住 你自己不就是个大淫贱吗？ Stop! Aren't you a big whore yourself?
严格的说我也是贼 不过不是淫贼 Strictly speaking, I'm a thief, but I'm not a rapist
你可以把我当作一个偷心的贼 You can think of me as a thief
我不管你是什么贼 No matter what you or I are
请你以后不要在我面前耍花样 Please don't play tricks in front of me in the future
那只会使我更讨厌你 That only makes me hate you even more
秋香姐 当你发觉你冤枉我的时候 Sister Qiu Xiang, when you find out that you have wronged me
一定会很伤心 很后悔 It must be very sad and regretful
这又何苦呢？还是快跟我走 Why should it be so hard?Or come with me
少来 refrain from coming
如果家里真的有贼 If there are thieves at home
你为什么不去告诉夫人 跑到我房间来干什么？ Why don't you tell my wife what she's doing in my room?
你不要自恃读过两年书 就到处轻薄无知女子 Don't depend on yourself that you've been reading for two years
我告诉你 男人穷不要紧 但要有骨气 有才学 I'll tell you it doesn't matter if a man is poor, but he should have backbone and talent
不然就算读死一辈子书 也不过是个废物 Otherwise, even if you read a book for a lifetime, it's just a waste
说得好 身为一个男子汉的我 Well said, as a man, I am
听完你这番话 真应该痛扁你一顿 I should have beaten you up after hearing what you said
但是我不会这么做 也许你说的对 But I won't. maybe you're right
我真的是个废物 I'm a real jerk
你连废物都不如 You're not as good as trash
你应该叫狗贼 You should be called a dog thief
好一句狗贼 看来你真的很讨厌我 Well, you really hate me, dog thief
既然这样 秋香姐为何对我三笑留情？ Since this is the case, why does sister Qiu Xiang show mercy to me?
有吗？我对你笑过吗？ Really?Have I ever laughed at you?
你看 又来了 You see it again
我要是真的对你笑 If I really smile at you
也笑你是个白痴 You're an idiot, too
原来落花有意随流水 而流水无心恋落花 It turns out that falling flowers are intended to follow the flowing water, but they have no love for them
对不起 是我自作多情 I'm sorry. I'm sentimental
但是外面真的很危险 你千万要小心 But it's really dangerous out there. You have to be careful
为什么世界上有这么多无聊的废物 Why is there so much rubbish in the world
难道只有唐伯虎才称得上是男子汉 Is only Tang Bohu a man
只有真正的男人 才写得出这么迷人的诗句 Only a real man can write such a charming poem
桃花坞里桃花庵 Taohua temple in Taohuawu
桃花庵下桃花仙 Peach Blossom Fairy under peach blossom nunnery
桃花仙人种桃树 Peach Blossom Fairy planting peach trees
又摘桃花换酒钱 Picking peach blossom for wine money
别人笑我太疯癫 People laugh at me for being crazy
我笑他人看不穿 I laugh at people who can't see through it
不见五陵豪杰墓 No tomb of heroes in Wuling
无花无酒锄作田 No flower, no wine, hoe
果然是好诗 It's really a good poem
你站那么高干什么？ Why are you standing so high?
唐伯虎的诗从你的嘴里念出来 Tang Bohu's poems are read from your mouth
简直是一种耻辱 It 's a shame
你没有资格念他的诗 马上滚出去 You're not qualified to read his poems. Get out of here
小心 外面很危险 Be careful. It's dangerous outside
秋香 现在我终于明白你的心意了 Qiuxiang, now I finally understand what you mean
放肆 你实在太过分了 It's too much for you to be presumptuous
你再不出去 我就不客气了 If you don't go out, I'm not welcome
别逼我用绝招 Don't make me use a trick
秋香 你太冲动了 Qiuxiang, you are too impulsive
不过也难怪 你年纪还小 But no wonder you're still young
但是我喜欢 But I like it
十字追魂棍 Cross soul chasing staff
事到如今 我不能再隐瞒了 Now I can't hide it anymore
你听清楚 其实我就是唐 伯 虎 Listen to me clearly. I'm Tang Bohu
唐伯虎 Tang Bohu
怎么样？ What about?
你是唐伯虎 我就是观世音 I'm you, Tang Shihu
要你的命 It's killing you
谁那么用力上我啊 Who's hitting me so hard
谁说他是小淫虫 简直是个大色狼 Who says he's a little lascivious? He's a big sex wolf
- 拉开他 - 可恶的家伙 - Pull him apart. - damn it
大哥？你怎么样？ eldest brother?How are you doing?
大哥 eldest brother
抓贼啊 抓贼啊 抓贼啊 Catch the thief, the thief, the thief
抓住她 Get her
放开我 Let me go
带她走 Take her
你们快来抓贼啊 Come and catch the thief
- 放开我 - 走 - Let me go - let's go
救命呀… Help me
- 快点 走… - 放开我 - Let's go-Let me go
不许动 举手投降 Don't move, raise your hands and surrender
当我白痴啊 When I'm an idiot
来呀 Come on
上 upper
武状元 这些淫贼 是怎么进来的 How did these thieves get in
夫人 madam
说 say
这 this
禀告夫人 我看到9527跟他们在一起 Tell ma'am I saw 9527 with them
日防夜防 家贼难防 It's hard to guard against thieves by day and night
把他们一干人等 送官办理 Send them all to the government
是 走 It's going
夫人 冤枉啊 My wife is wronged
夫人 我在地上捡到了一本书 Ma'am, I found a book on the ground
混帐 Asshole
这本唐寅诗集 是谁的 Whose collection of Tang Yin's poems belongs to
我说过很多次 华府之内绝对不允许出现唐伯虎的东西 I have said many times that Tang Bohu's things are not allowed in Washington
这本书究竟是谁的？自己快点承认 Whose is this book?Admit it quickly
秋香 到底是谁的 Whose is Qiuxiang
夫人 我 Madam, I
快点说 Come on
夫人 小弟知道是谁的 Lady, my brother knows who it is
说 say
是小弟弟的 It's a little brother's
要惩罚 请你连小弟弟一起惩罚 If you want to punish, please punish your little brother
武状元 first in the imperial examinations for military personnel
是 夫人 It's ma'am
把你小弟弟交出来 Hand in your little brother
夫人 小弟弟就是指… 小人我 Madam, little brother meansVillain me
既然你承认了 好 Now that you admit it, okay
拖他出去剁成肉酱喂狗 Drag him out, chop it into meat sauce and feed it to the dog
走 go
夫人 不要 我是想引开那些贼 来救秋香的 Madam, I don't want to. I want to lead those thieves away to save Qiu Xiang
夫人 madam
我不管你跟那些淫贼有没有关系 I don't care if you have anything to do with the thieves
身藏唐寅诗集 就是死罪 拖出去 The collection of Tang Yin's poems is a crime of death
夫人 请听我解释呀 Madam, please listen to my explanation
还有什么好解释的 What else is there to explain
禀夫人 小人本住在苏州的城边 Mrs. Chen, the villain originally lives in the edge of Suzhou
家中有屋又有田 生活乐无边 There are houses and fields at home, and life is boundless
谁知那唐伯虎 他蛮横不留情 Who knows that Tang Bohu is rude and merciless
勾结官府目无天 Collusion with the government
占我大屋夺我田 Occupy my big house and seize my field
我爷爷跟他来翻脸 My grandfather is fighting with him
惨被他一棍来打扁 I was beaten by him
我奶奶骂他欺善民 反被他捉进了唐府 My grandmother scolded him for bullying the good people, but he caught him in the Tang mansion
强奸了一百遍 一百遍 Raped a hundred times, a hundred times
最后她悬梁自尽遗恨人间 In the end, she hanged herself and hated the world
他还将我父子 逐出了家园 流落到江边 He also drove my father and son out of their homes and left for the river
我为求养老爹 只有独自行乞在庙前 In order to raise my father, I had to beg alone in front of the temple
谁知那唐伯虎 他实在太阴险 Who knows that Tang Bohu is too insidious
知道此情形 竟派人来暗算 Knowing the situation, he sent someone to plot against him
把我父子狂殴在市前 Beat my father and son in front of the city
小人身壮健 残命得留存 A little man is strong, but his life remains
可怜老父他魂归天 Poor old father, his soul returns to heaven
此恨更难填 This hate is more difficult to fill in
为求葬老爹 唯有卖身为奴自作贱 In order to bury my father, I have to sell myself as a slave and make myself humble
一面勤赚钱 一面读书篇 Making money and reading
发誓把功名显 手刃仇人意志坚 Swearing to show fame and honor, enemies with firm will
从此唐寅诗集伴身边 From then on, Tang Yin's poetry collection was with him
我铭记此仇不共戴天 I remember this feud
实在太刺激了 我实在忍不住赞美他 It was so exciting that I couldn't help praising him
不行 我不能够表露出来 No, I can't show it
但是这种感觉 真让人像腾云驾雾一样 But it's a feeling that makes you feel like you're on a cloud
他那番感人肺腑的自白 His touching confession
居然能够用俏皮轻快的数板来表达 It can be expressed with a witty and light number board
再加上节奏感强劲的敲击乐器来结尾 With a strong sense of rhythm percussion instruments to end
真是听得我… 高潮一波接一波 Listen to meHigh tide wave after wave
是呀 他那种汹涌澎湃的撞击力 Yeah, the impact of his surging force
就好像雄尊鱼体内的精子一样成千上万盈盈不绝啊 It's like the sperm in the male Zun fish
不错 我就是那条雌尊鱼 Yes, I am the female
我现在充满力量了 I'm full of power now
谢谢你 9527 Thank you 9527
惨 惨 惨 吃完饭要拉 It's miserable to eat
拉完又要撒 After finishing pulling, you have to sprinkle again
撒完又想吃 I'd like to eat it after I sprinkle it
人生是吃拉撒 惨 Life is to eat Lasa miserably
原来你跟唐伯虎也有不共戴天之仇啊 It turns out that you and Tang Bohu have a feud
是的夫人 Yes, ma'am
夫人 这个奴才虽然贪生怕死 Madam, this slave is greedy for life and afraid of death
倒也非一无是处 It's not for nothing
我见他出口成章 好像还念过几年书 I saw him talking like a book for a few years
现在书房正缺一个伴读书僮 Now the study is short of a companion reader
何不让他带罪立功 陪伴公子读书不是更好？ Why don't you let him do meritorious deeds to accompany you to study?
既然秋香帮你求情 就免你一死 Since Qiu Xiang pleads for you, you won't die
从今日开始 我就赐你个名字叫华… I'll give you a name from today on
胜 win
夫人 这个名字 恐怕承受不起呀我 I'm afraid the name madam can't bear me
这样呀？那叫华安好了 So?That's Hua'an
谢夫人 Mrs. Xie
你是不是非得跟我争秋香不可 Do you have to compete with me for Qiuxiang
我是哥哥他当然是我的呀 I'm my brother. Of course he's mine
泡妞还分大小呀 There are different sizes of girls
你是不是想跟我比划比划呀 Do you want to compete with me
谁怕谁呀？ Who is afraid of whom?
我插死你 I'll stick you in
你插你弟弟 我插我哥哥 You stick in your brother, I stick in my brother
你敢插你哥哥 我跟你拼了 If you dare to plug in your brother, I'll fight with you
为了秋香我不要我这个弟弟了 I don't want my brother for the sake of Qiuxiang
顺利过关成为书僮 Pass the customs successfully and become a bookboy
一切都尽在我掌握中 It's all in my hands
越来越接近秋香姐 Getting closer to sister Qiuxiang
今天的心情是大不同呀大不同 Today's mood is very different
两位公子呢？ What about the two young masters?
你这个白痴是谁呀？ Who are you, you idiot?
我是负责陪两位读书的书僮呀 I am the bookboy who is responsible for accompanying the two reading books
就是昨天晚上拍桌子打椅子害我们睡不着的那个混蛋 It's the bastard who beat the table and hit the chair last night that kept us awake
正是 两位公子骨骼特异 It's the two boys who have special skeletons
能够服侍两位真是万幸 It's a great honor to serve you both
你说话还蛮中听的 以后把你当个人看好了 You're a good speaker. I'll take you as an individual
去斟茶 Go and pour tea
对不起 小弟有三不做 Sorry, I don't do it three times
什么三不做呀？ What three don't do?
我一不斟茶递水 I don't pour tea or water
二不洗衣扫地 No washing and sweeping
三不铺床叠被 Three does not make the bed to fold the quilt
那不是跟我们一样 It's not like us
那你会做什么？ What would you do?
我会 I will
会吹口琴 玩玉笛 泡泡妞 看小书 Can play harmonica, play Jade Flute, bubble girl read little books
占卜星相 观人眉宇 Astrology and astrology
风流倜傥 窃玉偷香 Elegant and elegant
是不是真的 Is it true
露两手来看看 Show me your hands
在这里… 恐怕不方便示范 HereI'm afraid it's not convenient to demonstrate
想唬弄我们？没那么容易 You want to fool us?It's not that easy
那就看看我们两个的 Let's take a look at the two of us
这… This
去 说不出来吗？ Can't you tell me?
如果我没看错 两位应该是… If I'm not wrong, you should be
低能儿 Imbecile
这你也看得出来 You can see that, too
真是佩服到五体投地 I really admire you
请容许我们叫你一声大哥哥 Please allow us to call you big brother
叫什么不要紧 以后替我斟茶递水 洗衣叠被就行了 It doesn't matter what you call it. After that, pour me tea and water, wash and fold the quilt
华文 华武 你们俩跪在地上所为何事呀？ Why do you two kneel on the ground?
我们在拜大哥呀 We're worshipping big brother
你区区一个书僮 何德何能成为大哥呢？ How can he de become a big brother as a mere bookboy?
在下无德无能只是开个玩笑 望老师见谅 I have no virtue and incompetence. I'm just joking. Please forgive me
不行呀 华安 我们跟定你了 No, Hua'an, we've got you
年轻人 young people
你跟我抢饭碗？你哪个道上的？ Do you want my job?Which one are you on?
还没请教… Not yet
教上教 Teach to teach
先请而后教 Please teach first
教后而先请 Teach first, teach first
先请而先教 Please teach first
后教而后请 After teaching, please
再说我就要教了 Besides, I'm going to teach
不许教 本夫子原籍三水 Don't teach my master to be a native of Sanshui
现为华府首籍西宾 手执白纸扇 Now he is the first foreign guest in Washington, holding a white paper fan
你哪个单位的？ Which unit are you from?
我原籍苏州 现任华府伴读小书僮 I come from Suzhou. I'm now an assistant schoolboy in Washington
门前一对双花大红棍 A pair of big red sticks with double flowers in front of the door
我呸 你大过我？ You're bigger than me?
我左青龙 右白虎 老牛在腰间 龙头在胸口 I left green dragon right white tiger old ox in the waist, the dragon head in the chest
人挡杀人 佛挡杀佛 People block killing Buddha
阿文 阿武 Arvin AWU
先生 你怎么啦？ What's the matter with you, sir?
先生是怎么啦？ What's the matter, sir?
爹 你刚才不小心把老师给杀了 Dad, you accidentally killed the teacher just now
恭喜爹你杀人啦 Congratulations, Dad. You killed people
非也非也 No, not at all
我刚才看到先生在玩乩童起乩 自以为刀枪不入 I saw my husband playing a shaman just now. I thought I was invulnerable
谁知没起到乩 卦啦 Who knows not to play the divination
是不是这样？太师 Is that right?Grand Master
对 事实就是这样嘛 Yes, that's the truth
来人 把先生给抬出去 Somebody's going to carry the gentleman out
是 yes
你是谁呀？ Who are you?
他叫华安 陪我们读书的 He asked Hua An to accompany us to study
- 是呀 爹 - 华安 说得好 立了大功 - Yes, Dad Hua'an said it well and made great achievements
我决定升你为高级伴读书僮 I've decided to promote you to senior assistant bookboy
以后负责教我两个儿子读书 知道吗？ Later, I will be responsible for teaching my two sons to read, you know?
谢太师 Xie Taishi
华安吟诗吗？ Does Hua'an sing poetry?
是呀 Yeah
快点啦 Come on
就像那天晚上那种的 快点 吟嘛 It's like that night's song
你们听了 You heard me
好啊 Good
一个华安两只眼 One Hua'an, two eyes
三个姑娘… Three girls
六只奶 Six milk
好讨厌呀 What a nuisance
怎么了 What's up?
华安他欺负人 Hua an he bullies people
就是嘛 Well, that's it
秋香姐 Sister Qiu Xiang
华安 你又在捉弄人了？ Hua'an, are you kidding people again?
没有啊 我吟诗给他们听 No, I recite poems to them
吟什么诗呀？唐伯虎的诗？ What kind of poetry do you sing?Tang Bohu's poems?
当然不是了 我跟唐伯虎有不共戴天之仇 Of course not. I have a feud with Tang Bohu
你不用瞎编了 你骗得了夫人骗不了我 You don't have to make it up. You can cheat your wife, you can't cheat me
不过 你那个故事编得蛮精彩的 But you made up a wonderful story
秋香姐 果然冰雪聪明 小弟佩服 Sister Qiu Xiang is really smart. I admire her
那晚你为什么冒充唐伯虎？ Why did you pretend to be Tang Bohu that night?
你猜 Have a guess
你以为我不知道 你一定认识唐伯虎吧 Do you think I don't know you must know Tang Bohu
当然认识啊 Of course I do
那你可不可以介绍给我认识 Can you introduce it to me
就是我 That's me
你少开玩笑了 人家说真的 You're kidding. They're serious
人称诗画双绝 风流不羁的唐伯虎谁不认识呀？ Who doesn't know Tang Bohu, who is known as a romantic and unruly poet and painter?
不过他不认识我而己 But he didn't know me
我觉得你说的不对 I don't think you're right
风流不羁 只是他的外表 It's just his appearance to be romantic and unruly
我读过他的诗 从他的字里行间 I've read his poems from between his lines
我看得出… 他是一个用情专一 真情真义的男子汉 I can see thatHe is a man of one heart, one heart and one heart
你怎么啦？ what's the matter with you?
我感动到有点想哭 I was moved to cry
你的观察力真是惊天地 泣鬼神 Your power of observation is amazing
如果唐伯虎能够有你这位红颜知己 真是死而无憾呀 If Tang Bohu could have your confidant, he would have died without regret
你别逗我了 Don't tease me
秋香姐 Sister Qiu Xiang
你觉得华安我的人品怎么样？ What do you think of Hua'an's character?
我觉得… I think
你是个傻瓜 You are a fool
秋香姐 Sister Qiu Xiang
那你愿不愿意跟一个傻瓜 今晚三更时分 柳树前 Would you like to talk to a fool at the willow tree at three o'clock tonight
一起研究诗词歌赋呢 你说？ Do you think we should study poetry and ode together?
好啊 Good
多谢 thank you very much
不客气 you are welcome
不得了啦 Oh, come on
秋香姐 唐伯虎被武状元捉回来了 Qiu Xiang's elder sister Tang Bohu is captured by Wu Zhuangyuan
救命啊 Help!
住口 shut up
- 干嘛住口？- 夫人 - Why stop?-Madame
我在苏州市集看到这个人自认是唐伯虎 I saw this man in the Suzhou market. He thought he was Tang Bohu
还拿着他的字画到处卖 He sold his paintings and calligraphy everywhere
我就抓回来给夫人看看 I'll take it back and show it to my wife
果然是唐伯虎的手笔 As expected, it was written by Tang Bohu
冤枉呀 我说过我不是唐伯虎嘛 I said I was not Tang Bohu
如果你不是唐伯虎 那为什么你有他那么多的画呢？ If you are not Tang Bohu, why do you have so many paintings of him?
我趁唐伯虎不在家的时候 偷来的 I stole it when Tang Bohu was not at home
你口口声声说你不是唐伯虎 You keep saying that you are not Tang Bohu
那么你是谁呀？ So who are you?
我乃江南四大才子之一祝枝山 如假包换 I am one of the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River
你不肯承认 好 You won't admit it. Okay
冬香 Winter fragrance
在 stay
带华安出来 Take Hua'an out
让他当面认一下 他不共戴天的仇人唐伯虎 Let him face to face his enemy Tang Bohu
是 夫人 It's ma'am
华安？ Hua'an?
夫人 madam
怎么啦？ what's wrong?
没什么 昨天话说太多 肌肉抽筋 It's nothing. There was a lot of muscle cramps yesterday
你过去认一认 他是不是你的仇人唐伯虎 Do you know if he is your enemy Tang Bohu
是 yes
原来是你呀 It's you
这样你还认得出来？ So you can still recognize it?
你化成灰我都认得出来 你就是唐… I can recognize you are Tang
不错 我就是唐伯虎千方百计想逼害的死贱种 Yes, I'm the one that Tang Bohu tried every means to force
不想死就给我闭口 Shut up if you don't want to die
夫人 因为唐伯虎每次行凶都蒙着面纱 Madam, because Tang Bohu always wears a veil when he attacks
所以小人也不敢肯定是不是他 So the villain is not sure it's him
这样呀 那就宁枉勿纵 In this way, it's better to waste than to indulge
把他杀了 Kill him
等一等 wait a second
这个人就算不是唐伯虎也应该跟唐伯虎有莫大的关系 Even if this person is not Tang Bohu, he should have a great relationship with him
所以留他一条命应该会有用 So keeping him alive should help
死罪可免 活罪难逃 Death is excusable, but living is hard to escape
石榴 带他到柴房好好看管着 Pomegranate took him to the firewood room to take good care of him
任你处置 At your disposal
谢谢夫人赏赐 Thank you, madam
喂 你想干什么？ Hello, what do you want?
带他进去 Take him in
不要乱来啊 我是处男啊 Don't mess around. I'm a virgin
太爽了 It's amazing
你该不是想杀人灭口吧？ You don't want to kill people, do you?
不要吵 我现在偷偷的放你走 快闪 Don't make any noise. I'm going to let you go now
千万别放我走 Don't let me go
华府吃得好睡得好 我刚刚又上了一个饥渴怨妇 Good food, good sleep in Washington. I just got a hungry, thirsty, grumpy woman
我舍不得走呀 I can't bear to go
你开什么玩笑啊？ Are you kidding?
是真的 何况我在外面欠了一屁股债 It's true. Besides, I'm out in debt
这里是我最好的避难之所了 This is my best refuge
你 you
有人来了 Someone's coming
你没事吧？ are you all right?
什么事？秋香姐 Yes?Sister Qiu Xiang
请问 你是唐伯虎吗？ Excuse me, are you Tang Bohu?
姑娘为何有此疑问？ Why do you have this question, girl?
实不相瞒 我很倾慕唐伯虎的才华和文采 To be honest, I admire Tang Bohu's talent and literary talent
我好想见见他本人 I'd love to meet him in person
请问你到底是不是？ Are you really?
没错 我就是唐伯虎 Yes, I am Tang Bohu
那是什么声音？ What's that noise?
畜牲的声音 Animal voice
畜牲不要吵 Don't make any noise
秋香姐 今天你我有缘相会 应该促膝长谈 Sister Qiu Xiang, you and I are destined to meet today, so we should have a long talk
我有一个问题想问你 你愿意回答我吗？ I have a question for you. Would you like to answer me?
当然愿意 可是为了表示你的诚意 Of course, but to show your sincerity
你先回答我一个问题 You answer me a question first
首先先闭上你的双眼 First close your eyes first
全身放松 Relax the whole body
慢慢把你的头靠在我的左肩膀上 Slowly put your head on my left shoulder
不要紧张 你不相信我吗？ Don't be nervous. Don't you believe me?
尽量不要紧张 慢慢地把头放过来 Try not to be nervous and put your head back slowly
对 乖 Yeah, yeah
忍无可忍 be at the end of one 's forbearance
- 唐哥哥 我来了 - 有人来了 - Brother Tang, I'm here. - someone's coming
小姐你是… Miss, are you
吃干抹净了想不认帐啊？ Eat dry wipe clean want to not admit account?
我唐伯虎乃一介斯文 你说什么？ I'm a gentle man. What do you say?
少来 你刚才那股儿骚劲呢？ Don't give me that kind of bravado you just had?
刚刚没有人当然可以骚了 现在有… Just now, no one can be coquettish. Now there are
有什么呀？我们来玩个更刺激的 What is it?Let's play something more exciting
美女与野兽 Beauty and beast
原来唐伯虎是这样的人 It turns out that Tang Bohu is such a person
华安比他好多了 Hua An is much better than him
过奖了秋香姐 Thank you, sister Qiu Xiang
你怎么在这儿呀？ Why are you here?
我？我来看看呐 你呢？ I?Let me see. How about you?
我也是 Me too.
一起看 Watch it together
这个精彩 This is wonderful
是吗？ Is it?
老虎不发威 你当病猫？ The tiger doesn't get angry. Are you a sick cat?
我还要 I want more
让开让开… Get out of the way, get out of the way
太师 宁王带大队人马进来了 King Ning of Taishi came in with a large group of people
老爷 这个宁王一向跟老爷政见不和 Lord, the king of Ning, has always been at odds with him in politics
在朝中己是水火不容 In the imperial court, there is no room for fire and water
今日冒然来访 而且带了那么多官兵 I came here today and brought so many officers and soldiers
恐怕另有所谋 I'm afraid there's something else
小心别让借题发飙 Be careful not to let the borrowed questions get angry
宁王到 King Ning arrives
王爷请 Lord, please
华太师 你好吗？ How are you, master Hua?
王爷特地光临寒舍 我真是受宠若惊 I'm flattered that the Lord has come to my humble house
太师言重了 本王素闻太师对丹青有所偏好 The grand master stressed my words. Wang has heard that she has a preference for paintings
好不容易才找到唐伯虎的几张真迹专程来送给你 It's not easy to find some authentic works of Tang Bohu, and I'll send them to you
王爷 Lord
不必客气 Don't mention it
师爷 拿画上来 Master, bring up the painting
是 yes
果然栩栩如生 神韵十足 As expected, it is lifelike and full of charm
很不错吧？我最欣赏其中的王者风范 Isn't that good?I appreciate the king's demeanor most
我还找人重新裱过 I've got someone to repaint it
你看 那种令群鸟低头的气势 跃然于纸上 You see that kind of momentum that makes the birds bow down on the paper
真不愧是鸟中之王呀 It's really the king of birds
王爷 这么贵重的礼物 我怎么受得起呢？ How can I afford such a valuable gift?
你是不给我面子 You don't give me face
想逼我发飙啊？ You want to drive me crazy?
王爷请息怒 Please calm down, Lord
既然王爷今日带来了名画 贱妾也想开一开眼界 Since the king brought a famous painting today, I also want to open my eyes
好 华夫人既然也是爱画之人 大家研究一下 Since Mrs. Hao Hua is also a painter, please study it
秋香 你也来看看 Come and have a look, Qiuxiang
是 夫人 It's ma'am
这幅孔雀图 它本身的确是唐寅少有的妙笔之作 This picture of peacock is indeed one of Tang Yin's rare masterpieces
可惜孔雀始终是凡鸟 Unfortunately, peacock is always a common bird
就算重新装裱来衬托 也是无补于事的 Even if it's repackaged to set off, it doesn't help
凡鸟就是凡鸟 绝对不会飞上枝头变成凤凰的 Every bird is a bird that will never fly to a branch and become a Phoenix
王爷 贱妾管教无方 The king's concubine is not good at discipline
秋香如果有什么冒犯的地方 还请王爷恕罪 If Qiuxiang has any offence, please forgive me
王爷 夫人这么说 Wang Ye and his wife said so
他们一定收藏了比我们这幅更好的唐寅作品 They must have a better collection of Tang Yin's works than ours
对呀 right
夫人 那就拿出来见识见识啊 Ma'am, let's have a look
实不相瞒 我们真的没有唐伯虎的画 To be honest, we really don't have Tang Bohu's paintings
岂有此理 你这分明是存心戏弄王爷 How can you make fun of him
华太师 Hua Taishi
王爷 画是没有 不过唐伯虎本人 正在舍下作客 There is no painting by Wang Ye, but Tang Bohu himself is staying at home
秋香 去请唐伯虎出来 Qiu Xiang asks Tang Bohu to come out
是 夫人 It's ma'am
夫人 唐伯虎到 Madam Tang Bohu arrives
唐伯虎 我要你立刻挥毫一幅凤凰傲意图给王爷欣赏一下 Tang Bohu, I want you to present a picture of Phoenix pride to the Lord
好 我要看你怎么画神鸟凤凰 会比我的孔雀好 OK, I'll see how you draw the bird. The Phoenix is better than my peacock
你要是画得不好 你小命难保 If you don't draw well, you'll die
唐伯虎 还不快点画呀？ Don't you draw quickly?
大功告成 be accomplished
看 这就是神鸟凤凰 Look, this is the Phoenix
不对吧？这分明是小鸡吃米图 Right?This is clearly a chicken eating rice map
还差那么点 It's not nearly there
在头上加个光圈 Put an aperture on your head
这就是神鸟了 This is the divine bird
岂有此理 竟敢戏弄本王 How can you make fun of this king
多谢王爷 我一直怀疑这个人是冒牌的 Thank you, Lord. I have always suspected that this man is a fake
今日在皇爷的威严之下果然露出了马脚 Today, under the majesty of the emperor, his horse's feet were revealed
拖出去 Drag it out
素闻太师才高八斗 I've heard that the grand master is very talented
我有一个参谋将军想跟你切磋切磋 I have a general of staff who would like to discuss with you
我们老爷怎么可以以大欺小呢？ How can our master deceive the small with the big?
是呀 是呀 Yeah, yeah
文学切磋是不分辈份的 There is no division of generations in literary exchanges
就是嘛 玩玩而己 不过如果你对不出来 别怪我发飙 Yeah, just play, but if you don't get it, don't blame me
出对 Right
一乡二里共三夫子 不识四书五经六义 There are three masters in one town and two Li. They don't know the four books, the five classics and the six meanings
竟敢教七八九子 十分大胆 How dare you teach seventy-eight or nine sons
对呀 怎么不对呀 Yeah, what 's wrong
你不给我面子啊？我可真的发飙 You don't give me face?I'm really pissed off
让我来试试 Let me have a try
十室九贫 凑得八两七钱六分五毫四厘 Ten bedrooms and nine paupers brought together eight hundred twenty-seven dollars and six cents and fifty-four percent
尚且三心两意一等下流 I'm so mean and mean
好工整呀 It's neat
华安 你来的正是时候 Hua'an, you are here at the right time
没事… 没事 It's okaydon't worry
在下是七省文状元兼参谋将军 I'm the first scholar and general of seven provinces
绰号 "对王之王" 的对穿肠 阁下是？ What's your name "king of the king"?
小弟读过两年书 尘世中一个迷途小书僮 华安 I have been reading books for two years. Hua An, a little lost scholar in the world
好 我就来会一会你 OK, I'll come and meet you for a moment
对不起 我俩惺惺相惜 情不自禁 I'm sorry. We can't help feeling sorry for each other
言归正传 我们开始了 To get to the point, we're on our way
图画里 龙不吟虎不啸 小小书僮可笑可笑 In the picture, the dragon does not sing and the tiger does not roar. The little boy is ridiculous
棋盘里 车无轮马无疆 叫声将军提防提防 On the chessboard, the chariot has no wheels, the horse has no boundary, and the general is on guard
好好 对得好 Good, good, good
莺莺燕燕翠翠红红处处融融洽洽 Yingyingyingyanyancui red everywhere harmonious
雨雨风风花花叶叶年年暮暮朝朝 Rain, rain, wind, flowers, leaves and leaves
- 华安真行呀 - 好好… 好棒啊 - Hua'an is really good. - goodThat's great
快出对子对死他 Get out of the pair and kill him
十口心思 思君思国思社稷 Thinking about the country
八目共赏 赏花赏月赏秋香 Enjoy flowers, moon and autumn fragrance
好呀 okay
我上等威风显现一身虎胆 I'm bold and bold
你下流贱格 露出半个龟头 You're so mean that you show half your glans
我堂堂参谋将军 会输给你个书僮？ My general staff will lose you a bookboy?
你家坟头来种树 Plant trees at your grave
汝家澡盆杂配鱼 Mixed fish in your bathtub
鱼肥果熟入我肚 Fish and fruit ripen in my stomach
你老娘来亲下厨 Your mother comes to cook
对对本为消遣作乐 Yes, for fun
今日穿祥兄居然对到呕出几十两血 Brother Chuanxiang vomited dozens of blood today
可谓空前绝后 小弟佩服佩服 It can be said that the younger brother admires
华安 这儿没你的事了 你出去扫你的地吧 Hua'an, it's none of your business. Go out and sweep your land
遵命 Yes
王爷 今日我这个小小书僮多多冒犯 Lord, I'm a little bookboy today. I'm a little bit of an offender
没有让你发到飙 真对不起呀 I'm sorry I didn't let you send it
好 夺命书生 Good life killing scholar
快点拿皇上御赐的 "春树秋霜图" 给太师看看 Let's have a look at the picture of spring trees and autumn frost given by the emperor
是 yes
一起欣赏欣赏 Enjoy together
太师 请接画 Please take over the painting
小心 look out
这么看不方便 还是到那边去看吧 It's not convenient to see it like this. I'd better go there
这么名贵的画 还是好好收起来吧 It's better to put away such precious paintings
夫人 这么快就看完啦？再欣赏一下吧 So soon, madam?Enjoy it again
糟了 夫人会不会有危险啊？ No, ma'am. Is there any danger?
秋香姐 我们过去看看 Sister Qiu Xiang, let's go and have a look
走 go
夫人 你怎么样啦？ How are you, ma'am?
什么事这么吵？ What's so noisy?
不告诉你 I would not tell you.
秋香姐 Sister Qiu Xiang
我被踢中了三脚 I was kicked three times
全歪了？ It's all crooked?
我被人踢了八脚呀 I was kicked eight feet
终于有人比我丑啦 Finally, someone is uglier than me
秋香姐 发生什么啦？ What happened to sister Qiu Xiang?
我被人家踢中三十几脚呀 I was kicked more than 30 feet
鬼啊 Ghost
她真的是秋香 She is really Qiuxiang
是她 她是被人打成这样的 It's her. She was beaten like this
什么？难道是中了武林中最恶毒的… what?Is it the most vicious in the Wulin
不错 是最卑鄙最恶毒的 "面目全非脚" Yes, it's the meanest and most vicious "faceless"
去 差点忘了是我自己踢的 还以为见了鬼呢 I almost forgot that I played it myself. I thought it was a ghost
秋香 Autumn fragrance
我刚才怎么了？ What happened to me just now?
你刚刚中了最恶毒的 "面目全非脚" 处境很危险 You've just been hit by the most vicious "faceless" and you're in danger
还好我及时用失传己久的绝学 Fortunately, I used my lost knowledge in time
"还我漂漂拳" 把你打回原型 现在你没事了 "Give me back my drift punch" has brought you back to the prototype. Now you're OK
谢谢你 华安 Thank you Hua An
不客气 you are welcome
那我现在复原了吗？ So am I recovering now?
下巴好像还差一点 来 The chin seems to be close to it
用力 Force
秋香 你变漂亮了 Qiuxiang, you become beautiful
夫人 madam
华太师 我好心拿幅画给你欣赏 Mr. Hua, I'm kind enough to show you a picture
你不领情不要紧 还把它撕烂 It doesn't matter if you don't appreciate it and tear it up
王爷息怒 华安不是故意的 The Lord didn't mean to be angry with Hua'an
你不用多说 你毁坏国宝 You don't have to say that you destroyed national treasures
我明天一定禀明皇上 我要让你满门抄斩 I will tell the emperor tomorrow that I want you to be killed
等等 wait
王爷刚才那幅 "春树秋霜图" Wang Ye's painting of "spring trees and autumn frost"
我看不像是唐伯虎的真迹喔 I don't think it's an authentic work of Tang Bohu
大胆小书僮 你想吓我？ Bold little bookboy, do you want to scare me?
皇上钦赐的名画 怎么可能是假的？ How can a famous painting given by the emperor be fake?
来人 发飙啦 There's a lot of anger coming
慢着 其实真正的春树秋霜图 Wait a minute, the real picture of spring trees and autumn frost
一直都藏在华府里面呢 It's been hidden in Washington
不信我马上拿出来给你看看 If you don't believe it, I'll show it to you right away
秋香 跟我来 Qiuxiang, come with me
王爷 Lord
好 我就先看你拿什么出来 OK, I'll see what you take out first
然后再把你们赶尽杀绝 And then I'll kill you all
华安 你搞什么鬼呀？ Hua'an, what the hell are you doing?
华府怎么会有唐伯虎的春树秋霜图呢？ How can there be Tang Bohu's picture of spring trees and autumn frost in Washington?
现在怎么办嘛？ What to do now?
秋香姐 麻烦你帮我磨墨 Sister Qiu Xiang, please help me sharpen the ink
也没别的办法了 快 你快点帮我磨墨 There's no other way. Please help me sharpen the ink quickly
啊？ Ah?
啊什么呀 你快帮我磨呀 Ah, what? Help me sharpen it
我只有凭自己的记忆去画了 I have to draw from my own memory
可是唐伯虎的画意境那么高 我怎么能模仿得像呢？ But how can I imitate Tang Bohu's paintings with such high artistic conception?
现在只希望宁王他不识货 能够瞒天过海 Now I just hope that Ning Wang doesn't know the goods and can hide it from the world
不可能啊 宁王他怎么会不认识唐伯虎的画呢？ It's impossible. Why doesn't Ning Wang know Tang Bohu's paintings?
华安 你这次闯大祸了 Hua'an, you've made a big mistake this time
不但自己性命难保 还会连累华府 现在怎么呢？ It's not only your own life, but also Washington. What's going on now?
你还是逃吧 You'd better run
现在没有人 你快走吧 There's no one right now. Let's go
你画的 You drew it
是啊 有时我就靠画唐寅的假画为生 Yeah, sometimes I make a living by painting Tang Yin's fake paintings
这幅春树秋霜图 画过几百次 熟得很 This painting of spring trees and autumn frost has been ripe hundreds of times
希望过得了关 I hope we can get through it
这是吃饭的家伙当然是随身携带了 This is the guy who eats. Of course, he takes it with him
可是… 怎么画得那么快 ButHow can you draw so fast
这次还算慢的了 It's slow this time
这幅才是唐伯虎的真迹 王爷 This is the real work of Tang Bohu, Lord
你说真迹就是真迹呀？有什么证据呀？ Do you think authentic works are authentic works?What evidence is there?
王爷可以找个专门人才先来验一验再说？ Can you find a professional to have a test first?
对穿肠 To pierce the intestines
- 你还没死啊？没死就过来验一验那幅画 来 - 好… - You're not dead yet?Come and have a look at that painting before you die. - OK
行不行啊？ Is that ok?
赌一赌 Make a bet
王爷 这真是出自唐寅的手笔喔 Lord, this is really written by Tang Yin
你是不是眼睛花了？ Are you blind?
看清楚一点 看仔细一点 Take a closer look
的确是真的 不过这墨迹好像还没干似的 It's true, but the ink doesn't seem to be dry
最近都是南风天 湿气太重了 It's been south wind recently. It's too humid
湿气太重了 It's too wet
你可以死了 You can die
王爷实在太不小心了 The Lord is really careless
皇上御赐的画都被人调了包 The paintings given by the emperor have been transferred
要是惊动了皇上 恐怕是死罪 If you disturb the emperor, I'm afraid it's a death penalty
不过 念在我们朋友一场 这幅画就送给你了 But I'll give you this picture when I read it to our friends
以后要小心保管 要不然又会被人调换的 In the future, you should keep it carefully, or you will be replaced
王爷 今日有高人在场 不宜久留 It's not suitable to stay for a long time because of the presence of high-ranking people today
好 我们走 OK, let's go
慢着 Wait a minute
王爷 你不是说要发飙的吗？ Don't you say you want to be angry?
忘记啦 Forget it
好 我飙给你看 OK, I'll show you
这样满意了吧 Is that satisfactory
刚才你为什么不大开杀戒呢？ Why didn't you kill a lot just now?
王爷 刚才那个书僮不简单 The bookboy just now is not simple
我差点吃大亏 I almost lost
你不是说书生夺命剑 威力惊人 天下第一吗？ Don't you say that the power of the scholar's life taking sword is amazing, the best in the world?
遇到一个小小的书僮 就畏首畏尾？ When you meet a little bookboy, you're afraid?
王爷 就是因为书生夺命剑威力惊人 Wang Ye is because the scholar's life taking sword is so powerful
小人深怕会误伤王爷 The villain is afraid that he will hurt the king by mistake
我今天面子全让你丢光了 走 You've lost all my face today
王爷 小人以性命担保 The villain of Wang Ye is guaranteed by his life
三日之内 等我恢复元气之后再来教训他们 I'll teach them a lesson in three days after I recover
把太师的人头拿回来 Bring back the head of the grand master
好 对了 还有那个华夫人 All right, and the lady Hua
还有那个书僮 And the bookboy
还有那个秋香 And the autumn fragrance
总而言之… All in all
叫他全家死光 Kill all his family
是 小人遵命 It's a villain. Yes
大哥 爽不爽啊？ Brother, are you happy?
很好 very good
大哥 我听说你昨天耍了一套还我漂漂拳 十分惊人 Brother, I heard that you played a trick yesterday. It was amazing
可不可以帮我们的相貌打得漂亮一点 Can you help us look better
是啊 是啊 Yeah, yeah
两位已经貌如天仙 不用再打了吧？ You've already looked like fairies. Don't you have to fight again?
谁会嫌自己太漂亮 Who thinks he is too beautiful
那请你倒杯茶来 Please pour me a cup of tea
有没有搞错你说请？ Is there any mistake in saying please?
服侍老大是天经地义的嘛 It's natural to serve the boss
为什么要说请呢？ Why say please?
你说请就是看不起我们啦 You said please just look down on us
你让我好失望 而导致内分泌失调 大小便失禁 You let me down and lead to endocrine disorders, urinary incontinence
说不定会拉一大堆屎在你头上那对大家都不好嘛 Maybe you'll get a lot of shit on your head. That's not good for everyone
我不过说了个请字 犯不着拉屎在我头上吧？ I just said please, don't you have to poop on my head?
你不要笑 我们可是很认真的 Don't laugh. We're serious
了解 你们两个混蛋废物给我倒杯茶来 Get to know you two assholes. Get me a cup of tea
对嘛 这样才像大哥嘛 Right. It's just like big brother
谢谢大哥哥 Thank you, big brother
娘 Niang
上哪去呀？ Where are you going?
去倒茶呀 Go and pour tea
你们先出去 我有话要跟华安说 You go out first. I have something to tell Hua An
哦 Oh
坐呀 Sit down
夫人请坐 Please have a seat, madam
华安 你立了大功 Hua'an, you have made great achievements
这里有杯千年人参茶 非常补的 把它喝了吧 Here's a cup of Millennium ginseng tea. It's very tonic. Drink it
华安 Hua'an
谢谢秋香姐 Thank you, sister Qiu Xiang
不客气 趁热喝了 You're welcome. Drink while it's hot
以你这么好的才华 应该考取个功名才对呀 With your talent, you should get a reputation
怎么会到我们华府来当下人呢？ How can you be a servant in Washington?
夫人 功名于我如浮云 在下一点也不稀罕 My wife's fame is like a cloud to me. It's not rare in the future
况且在这里夫人和秋香姐都对我那么好 Besides, my wife and sister Qiu Xiang treat me so well here
我留在这里做一辈子都愿意 I'll stay here for the rest of my life
好一个风流才子… What a talent
唐伯虎呀 Tang Bohu
夫人是在跟我说话吗？ Is Madame talking to me?
你还装？凭你高强的武艺 在诗画方面的才华 You still pretend?With your excellent martial arts and talents in poetry and painting
我早猜到是你了 I thought it was you
虽然我跟唐家有仇 不过昨天你舍身相救 Although I have a feud with the Tang family, you gave up your life to save me yesterday
夫人我呢 也算是德高望重 绝不会恩将仇报 Ma'am, I am highly respected and will never bite the hand that feeds me
你就承认了算了嘛 Just admit it. Forget it
别说我不是 就算我承认我是 夫人到时候翻脸 Don't say I'm not, even if I admit that I'm a lady, I'll turn my back
我也吹不破你 拉不长你 I can't blow you, I can't stretch you
你懂不懂我在说什么？夫人 Do you understand what I'm talking about?madam
我懂 我懂 不过你今天不承认总有一天要承认 I know, I understand, but if you don't admit it today, you'll have to admit it one day
明天再说 Let's sleep on it
这么拽 So drag
正是 Exactly
好 我还打算… 如果你承认我就把秋香许配给你呢 Well, I'm going toIf you admit it, I will betroth Qiu Xiang to you
夫人 madam
此话当真？说过的话不能不算数哦 Is that true?What you said doesn't count
不错 我就是美貌与智慧并重 英雄与侠义的化身… Yes, I am the embodiment of both beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry
唐伯虎 Tang Bohu
夫人 madam
多事 Eventful
夫人 你 Ma'am, you
不错 我是翻脸了 对于你这种人我恨不得你马上死 Yes, I've turned my face. For people like you, I wish you'd die right away
夫人 有话慢慢说 何必动刀动枪的呢？ Madam, if you have something to say, why do you need to use a knife or a gun?
你在求我是吗？ You're begging me, aren't you?
唐天豪 你这个负心人 当年我杀不了你 Tang Tianhao, you heartless man, I couldn't kill you
今天我杀了你的儿子 以泄我心头之恨 Today, I killed your son to vent my hatred
别怪我太坦白 Don't blame me for being frank
就凭这几个烂蕃薯臭鸟蛋就想取我唐伯虎的性命？ With these rotten sweet potatoes and rotten bird eggs, you want to kill Tang Bohu?
会不会太儿戏了 夫人？ Isn't it too funny, ma'am?
我告诉你 你刚才喝的那杯参茶 I'll tell you about the ginseng tea you just drank
已经被我下了天下第一奇毒 一日丧命散 I've been poisoned by the first poison in the world. I've been killed in one day
天下第一奇毒 那轮得到你那一日丧命散呀？ The world's first strange poison that round got you killed on that day?
应该是我们唐家的含笑半步癫才对？ Should it be our Tang family's laughing half step crazy?
废话 我们一日丧命散是用七种不同的毒虫 Nonsense. We use seven different kinds of poisonous insects
再加上鹤顶红提炼七七四十九日而成的 In addition, heding red was refined for 77.49 days
无色无味 杀人于无影无踪 Colorless, tasteless, killing without trace
我们含笑半步癫是用蜂蜜 川贝 杜梗 We smile half step epilepsy is with honey chuanbeidu stem
加上天山雪莲配制而成 It is made by adding snow lotus from Tianshan Mountain
不须冷藏 也没有防腐剂 No refrigeration and no preservatives
除毒性猛烈之外 In addition to the strong toxicity
味道还很好吃 It's delicious
吃了我们一日丧命散的人 一天之内会武功全失 Those who eat our daily death will lose all their martial arts in one day
经脉逆流 胡思乱想 而致走火入魔 The channel counter current is crazy and crazy
最后会血管爆裂而死 Eventually, the blood vessels burst and die
没有错 而吃了含笑半步癫的朋友 A friend who has not been wrong and has been laughing half step
顾名思义绝不能走步路 或者面露笑容 As the name suggests, never walk or smile
否则也会全身爆炸而死 Or you're going to explode and die
实在是居家旅行 It's really home travel
杀人灭口 prevent divulgence of one's secrets
必备良药 Essential medicine
那么… 在哪里才能买得到呢？ SoWhere can I buy it?
这位仁兄运气真好 我这里正好有一粒 This man is very lucky. I have one here
这颗烂药有这么厉害吗？ Is this rotten medicine so powerful?
失礼了 普天之下这粒最厉害 It's rude. This is the most powerful one in the world
臭小子 小心牛皮吹破啦 Don't blow your hide
不相信？有种你就嗑一粒 unconvinced?You can take one of them
你以为我不敢嗑 You think I don't dare
我就看准你不敢嗑 I'm sure you don't dare
我就嗑给你看 I'll show you
嗑呀 Yeah
嗑就嗑 I'll do it
嗑 Nibbling
- 你这臭小子敢小看我 - 快呀快呀 - You son of a bitch, don't look down on me. - come on, come on
- 谁怕谁？别以为我不敢 - 嗑啊 有种你就嗑啊 - Who cares?Don't think I'm afraid to do it. You can do it if you have the seed
- 我就嗑给你看呀 - 嗑啊 - I'll show you. - yeah
嗑呀 Yeah
你当我白痴？老糊涂呀？嗑？ You think I'm an idiot?Old fool?What's up?
进去吧 Go in
你不糊涂 You're not confused
只是笨了一点 It's just stupid
现在大家都中了毒了 你就把解药拿出来交换就扯平了吧 Now you've got the antidote, and you'll take it out
你个小王八蛋 想威胁我？ You little bastard trying to threaten me?
夫人 划不来嘛 你的命很值钱的 It's not worth it, madam. Your life is very valuable
来人 把他带到柴房去 锁在那里等死 Someone took him to the wood shed and locked him there to die
是 yes
夫人 请你手下留情 何必两败惧伤呢？ Ma'am, please be merciful. Why be afraid of two defeats?
不用说啦 Needless to say
区区一颗含笑半步癫会难得倒我吗？ Is it hard for me to laugh?
大不了不笑不走路 If you don't laugh, you can't walk
秋香 Autumn fragrance
不要吵 Don't make noise
我在夫人的练功房里偷了好多药出来 I stole a lot of medicine from my wife's practice room
你看看哪一种可以解到你身上的毒 What kind of poison can you see
让你冒这么大险 华安真是过意不去 Hua'an is really sorry to let you take such a big risk
你还说自己是华安？ You said you were Hua'an?
其实上次你画春树秋霜图的时候 我就知道你是唐伯虎了 In fact, the last time you drew a picture of spring trees and autumn frost, I knew you were Tang Bohu
但是我没想到 你居然敢在夫人面前承认自己的身份 But I didn't expect you to admit your identity in front of your wife
秋香 其实我做的一切 完全都是为了… Qiuxiang, in fact, everything I do is for the sake of
有个问题我很久前就想问你 你回答我好吗？ There's a question I wanted to ask you a long time ago. Will you answer me?
什么问题？ What's the problem?
唐伯虎是你的绰号吗？ Is Tong Bohu your nickname?
不是绰号 为什么这么问？ It's not a nickname. Why?
伯虎… 白虎 你娘怎么会给你取这么难听的名字？ Bo HuHow could your mother give you such a bad name?
你不想回答就算了 You don't want to answer
谢谢 thank you
你喜欢什么颜色？ What color do you like?
有很多呀… 譬如黄色啦 There are manyLike yellow
黄色？就像这种黄色 Yellow?It's like this yellow
是呀 Yeah
怪不得你老是跟着我？ No wonder you're always following me?
你平常除了画画之外 你还有什么嗜好？ What hobbies do you have besides painting?
也没什么特别 平时就是看看书听听音乐 吹吹箫啦 It's nothing special. I usually read books, listen to music and play flute
你会吹箫呀 You can play flute
是呀 Yeah
你会吹箫 You can play flute
有空教你 I'll teach you when I have time
好呀 okay
你身为江南四大才子之首 You are the first of the four talents in Jiangnan
会不会有很大的压力？ Will there be a lot of pressure?
这个问题问得好 压力呢 说真的是相当的大 That's a good question. The pressure is really quite high
所以我一有空就跑去旅行 解解闷 这你懂不懂？ So when I'm free, I go on a trip to relieve myself. Do you understand that?
我懂 我懂 I understand. I understand
含笑半步癫这种毒药是不是你发明的？ Did you invent this poison?
哪有这种毒药 我是唬那个老太婆的 There's no such poison. I bluff that old woman
你好坏呀 You are so bad
找了这么久找到解药了没有？ Have you found the antidote after so long searching?
没一瓶是对的 None of them are right
那么衰呀？ So bad?
我还想问你啊 你怕不怕鬼？ I also want to ask you, are you afraid of ghosts?
唐伯虎真是可恶 害我白白跳了几天 Tang Bohu is really hateful. I spent a few days in vain
夫人 既然你没有中毒 不如就大事化小放了唐伯虎吧 Madam, since you are not poisoned, why don't you let Tang Bohu go
秋香 我念在你是我最宠爱的丫头 Qiuxiang, I read that you are my favorite girl
如果换了别人 我早就把你赶出华府了 If someone else had changed, I would have driven you out of Washington
以后再也不许在我的面前提唐伯虎 Don't mention Tang Bohu in front of me again
夫人 madam
马上滚出去 Get out of here
秋香跟随夫人多年 Qiuxiang has been with his wife for many years
夫人对我恩重如山 My wife is very kind to me
我今生今世都报答不尽 I can't repay you in my whole life
秋香今日不孝 Qiu Xiang is unfilial today
但求夫人放过唐伯虎一命 But I beg his wife to spare Tang Bohu's life
秋香愿替唐伯虎受罪 任凭夫人处置 Qiu Xiang is willing to suffer for Tang Bohu and let his wife deal with it
秋香 你好大胆 Qiuxiang, how dare you
秋香姐… 秋香姐… Sister Qiu XiangSister Qiu Xiang
如果夫人不答应 我就不起来 I won't get up if my wife doesn't agree
夫人 madam
我决定的事情 绝不会改变的 What I decide will never change
夫人 madam
干什么？一个个干什么？ What for?What do you do one by one?
夫人 我跟秋香姐情同姐妹 Madam, I am in love with sister Qiu Xiang
求你网开一面 答应秋香姐吧 Please forgive me and promise to Qiuxiang
- 冬香 - 夫人 求你 - Dongxiang - madam, please
你们这算什么？ What are you?
来人 把她们拖出去 Somebody's going to drag them out
夫人 madam
武状元 你死哪去了？ Where are you, Wu Zhuangyuan?
大胆夺命书生 竟敢在此捣乱？ How dare the scholar to make trouble here?
华太师居然敢得罪我们王爷 How dare master Hua offend our Lord
上次你命大 You were lucky last time
今天我要把华府杀个鸡犬不宁 I'm going to kill Washington today
不许你在华府放肆 You're not allowed to run wild in Washington
快通知太师 Please inform the grand master
快走 step on it
怎么了？ What's up?
跟我来 come with me
到底发生什么事了？ What happened?
夺命书生大开杀戒 Killing scholar
夺命书生？ Life Killing scholar?
外面很危险 快点走吧 It's dangerous out there. Let's go
那你呢？ And what about you?
别管我了 走啊 Leave me alone. Let's go
秋香 Autumn fragrance
夫人待我恩重如山 不管发生什么事我都不能够离开夫人 My wife is so kind to me that I can't leave her no matter what happens
你先开门啊 You open the door first
华安 Hua'an
我爱你 I love you!
你说什么？秋香 秋香 I beg your pardon?Autumn fragrance
快去保护夫人呀 Go and protect your wife
你们要去哪儿？ Where are you going?
秋香 快叫华安来帮忙 Qiu Xiang, ask Hua An to help
只有他能够挡得住夺命书生 Only he can hold back the life-threatening scholar
华安他已经走了 Hua An, he's gone
华安太没义气了 Hua An is so ungrateful
爹呀 娘要闪 我们也走吧 Mom and dad want to leave. Let's go
哦 Oh
夫人 madam
你怎么样啊？ How are you doing?
夫人 madam
华安 Hua'an
什么华安 是唐伯虎 What is Hua'an? Tang Bohu
你小心点 你身上的毒还没解呢 You should be careful. Your poison is still on
放心 解药我已经在练功房找到了 Don't worry. I have found the antidote in the training room
我还抽了点时间洗了个澡换了套衣服 I also took some time to take a shower and change my clothes
夺命书生 当年你用计打赢了我爹 Life Killing scholar, you beat my father by plan
不知道现在打不打得赢我？ Don't know if you can beat me now?
原来你就是那个小贱种 So you are that little bitch
难怪我看起来这么眼熟 No wonder I look so familiar
今天我就要为先父报仇 Today I will avenge my father
我们唐家霸王枪要夺回兵器谱上的排名 Our Tang family's overlord gun wants to regain the rank in the weapon spectrum
回马枪 Return to the gun
你老子蠢 你比他更白痴 明知没有枪头 你还要桶？ You're stupid. You're more idiotic than him. You know you want a barrel without a gun?
谁说没枪头就桶不死人？ Who said that if you don't have a gun, you can't die?
我这招已经练到不用枪头也能捅进去 I've practiced this move so well that I can poke it in without a gun
安心的去吧 Let's go at ease
从今天开始唐家霸王枪重夺兵器谱排名第一位 From today on, the Tang family's overlord gun has won the first place in weapon spectrum
华安 你没吧？ Hua'an, don't you?
我没事 你呢？ I'm fine. What about you?
太好了 你及时出现真叫我太感动了 That's great. I'm so touched to see you in time
唐伯虎 你救了我们华府上下 Tang Bohu, you saved our lives in Washington
我真不知道该如何报答你啊？ I don't know how to repay you?
太师不用客气 我只有一个要求 You are welcome. I have only one request
你不用再说了 你喜欢秋香是不是呀？ You don't have to say that you like Qiuxiang, don't you?
我就把她许配给你 I'll betroth her to you
好呀 okay
怎么会冒这么多新娘出来啊？ How can so many brides come out?
唐伯虎 我虽然答应把秋香许配给你 不过还有条件 Tang Bohu, although I promise to betroth Qiuxiang to you, there are still conditions
要看你的造化了 It depends on your nature
你可不可以从二十个新娘里面选中秋香？ Can you choose Qiuxiang from 20 brides?
华文 Chinese
点选时间以一柱香为限 即时生效 The selected time is limited to one stick of incense, which takes effect immediately
点选规则如下 Click the rules as follows
一 点选人不准超越黄线观察新娘 Don't look at the bride beyond the yellow line
二 所有准新娘不准发出任何声音 违例者当弃权论 2. All brides to be are not allowed to make any voice. Those who violate the rules shall abstain
三 不准擅用任何物件接触准新娘之身体和衣物 3. Do not use any objects to touch the body and clothes of the bride to be
钦此 expression marking the end of an imperial order
如果在时限之内你不能点中秋香的话 你就算输了 If you can't hit Qiuxiang within the time limit, you'll lose
那秋香就归我两个儿子华文 华武所有 Then Qiu Xiang belongs to my two sons, Hua Wen Hua Wu
大哥 我们捡现成的罗 Brother, let's pick up ready-made ones
别见怪哦 Don't worry
夫人 光天化日之下你想玩死我啊？ You want to kill me in broad daylight, madam?
唐公子 何出此言啦 What's the matter with Childe Tang
在这种规则下 我有可能点中秋香吗？ Is it possible for me to order Qiuxiang under this rule?
我唐某人本着天地良心 对秋香一往情深 绝不反悔 I don someone in line with the conscience of heaven and earth to fall in love with Qiuxiang, never regret
为什么你要一而再 再而三的为难我？ Why do you have to embarrass me again and again?
唐伯虎 你不要忘了当初你说你家境贫寒 Don't forget that you said your family was poor
甘愿到我们华府为奴为仆 Willing to be slaves and servants in Washington
还有契约为凭 And the contract
但是 你却是为了泡妞 But you're looking for girls
似乎是你先耍我们的 It seems that you played us first
谁说的？每行头一个字一共四行 麻烦你横着看一看 Who said that?Please look at the four lines at the beginning
我为秋香 I am for Qiuxiang
不错 我为秋香 Yes, I am for Qiuxiang
我早表明了来意 I have already indicated my intention
是你们太糊涂看不出来 It's you who are too confused to see
你不要神气 你文才好又怎么样？ You don't look like you're good at writing, so what?
我就是要玩死你？ I'm just going to kill you?
想玩我 再读两年书吧 If you want to play, I'll read two more years
我现在就要带秋香走 看你们谁能拦得住我 I'm going to take Qiu Xiang to see who can stop me
试试看 这是华府你敢乱来？ Try it. This is Washington. Do you dare to mess around?
我叫太师禀告皇上 I asked the grand master to report to the emperor
把你全家满门抄斩 Cut off your whole family
你这个八婆 背信忘义卑鄙无耻 You're a shameless woman who breaks faith and is ungrateful
你骂我八婆 You scold me eight old women
去死 To die
还给你 return to you
我饶不了你 I can't spare you
来呀 Come on
- 不要拉着我… 踢死你 - 踢死你 - Don't pull meKick you - kick you
- 放开我 别拉着我 踢死你 - 来啊来啊 - Let me go. Don't drag me to death. - come on, come on
来打我啊 来啊 Come on, hit me. Come on
统统住手 Stop it all
唐伯虎 秋香终归是我华府的人 Tang Bohu and Qiuxiang are my people in Washington after all
你想讨她做老婆就得照我华府的规矩做 If you want her to be a wife, you have to do what I do in Washington
那柱香就快烧完了 That stick of incense is almost burnt out
赶快想办法才是真的 It's true to find a way
好 我唐某就使出生平所学 Well, I will use what I have learned in my life
誓要点到秋香为止 The point of vow is until Qiuxiang
气吞天下 Qi swallows the world
无风起浪 baseless slanders
如来神掌第一式隔山打牛 The first type of Buddha's palm
不是这个 Not this one
再来 Come again
移花接木 graft one twig on another
双管齐下 work along both lines
我顶 I do
唐伯虎 你还没死吧？ You're not dead, are you?
如来神掌？ Buddha's palm?
我看你是挂腊肠 I think you are sausages
是你逼我出绝招的 You made me do it
龟… Tortoise
波… Wave
好强的气功 What a powerful Qigong
气… Qi
他的战斗数值竟然高到好几百万 His combat numbers are millions
难道是超级忍者龟？ Is it a Super Ninja Turtle?
功… Work
什么？ what?
怎么样唐伯虎？你有张良计我有过墙梯 How about Tang Bohu?You have a good plan. I have a ladder
你他妈的耍诈阴我？ You fuckin 'cheat me?
你他爹的我就阴你 我气死你 You're my father's son. I'm so angry with you
你太过份了 我打死你… You're too much. I'll kill you
那柱香已经快熄了 你等着看秋香嫁给我两个儿子吧 The incense is dying out. You wait to see Qiuxiang marry my two sons
难道我唐某注定要孤独一世？ Am I destined to be lonely for a lifetime?
天呐 Oh, my God
别人笑我太疯癫 People laugh at me for being crazy
我笑他人看不穿 I laugh at people who can't see through it
不见五陵豪杰墓 No tomb of heroes in Wuling
无花无酒锄作田 No flower, no wine, hoe
我知道了 I got it!
时间到了 time out
刚刚好 It is just fine
秋香 Autumn fragrance
大姐 我念我的诗你没事做什么反应？ Elder sister, I read my poem. What's your reaction?
我没做反应 我尿急抖了一下而己 I didn't respond. I peed and shivered
你身上有没有带刀 Do you have a knife on you
干嘛？ What's wrong?
我想自杀 I want to kill myself
不要嘛 先跟我洞房再说嘛 No, I'll talk to you first
让我死吧 Let me die
小子 连我的马子石榴你也敢碰？ Boy, do you dare to touch my horse pomegranate?
你的马子在那边 Your horse is over there
秋香 Autumn fragrance
好啦 去拜堂吧 All right, let's go to church
来… 穿整齐点穿整齐点 这才像样嘛 Come onDress up, dress up. That's what it looks like
来 拜堂了 跪下来 开始拜堂了 Here we are. Kneel down and begin to worship
秋香 唐伯虎通过了重重考验 Tang Qiuhu passed many tests
我相信他是真心爱你的 I believe he really loves you
我现在把你许配给他 I'm betrothing you to him now
多谢夫人 Thank you very much, madam
唐伯虎 你该满意了吧？有什么话要说吗？ Tang Bohu, are you satisfied?Anything to say?
人生大起大落得太快 实在太刺激了 Life goes up and down too fast. It's exciting
搞得我都想尿尿了 It makes me want to pee
我看不是想尿尿 是想进洞房了吧？ I don't think I want to pee, but I want to enter the bridal chamber, right?
唐伯虎 不要枉费我们的一番心血 Don't waste our efforts
以后要好好的对待秋香哦 In the future, we should treat Qiuxiang well
夫人 我差点错怪你了 Ma'am, I almost wronged you
叫一天大哥 一辈子都是我大哥 Call one day big brother. I'll be my elder brother all my life
我祝你们年年有今日 I wish you today every year
岁岁有今朝 Every year has its present
谢谢你们 Thank you
秋香 真是几经波折呀 我们… Qiuxiang has been through many twists and turns. We
终于有情人终成眷属 Finally, a lover gets married
恭喜… Congratulations on
唐伯虎 你老婆红唇欲滴面泛桃花 还不快亲她一下？ Tang Bohu, your wife's red lips are ready to drop, peach blossom, don't you kiss her?
来… Come on
慢着 Wait a minute
划两拳先吧 Two strokes first
这都不会呀 It's not like that
麻将 牌九 掷骰子四色牌你总会一样吧？ Mahjong Pai Gow dice four color card you always the same?